Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

I did dishes by hand for the last 3 years at my old rental … when we moved to our new place we got a dishwasher again… it’s heaven.

Though I do still wash all my pans and plastics by hand.

We have a dishwasher. It's broken and has been for a while. We haven't had the chance to get it fixed or replaced.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I have a dishwasher, but I can’t let her hear me call her that. I kid, I kid! Seriously, the dishwasher fills up quickly, but there are plenty of cutting boards, knives, and cookware that still need handwashing.

 

[Amanda330]

We have a dishwasher. It's broken and has been for a while. We haven't had the chance to get it fixed or replaced.

Sounds like you really need tits for Jesus to be a success...

Let's raise money to save the preacher man's hands! After all, he needs them for his astroglide activities...

 

[BongoGal]

...but there are plenty of cutting boards, knives, and cookware that still need handwashing.

I bet that some people will read this and wonder what the problem is since they toss everything into the dishwasher.

 

[Amanda330]

I have a dishwasher, but I can’t let her hear me call her that. I kid, I kid! Seriously, the dishwasher fills up quickly, but there are plenty of cutting boards, knives, and cookware that still need handwashing.

I have dish washers, too. They're called my kids. Lol.

I had to be very careful when teaching my kids to load the dishwasher that some things never get put in there. Good knives are ruined so fast that way...

 

[angie33]

I have dish washers, too. They're called my kids. Lol.

I had to be very careful when teaching my kids to load the dishwasher that some things never get put in there. Good knives are ruined so fast that way...

My daughter thinks it's ok to put all the knives in the dishwasher

 

[UnquietDreams]

My daughter thinks it's ok to put all the knives in the dishwasher

My daughter thinks it's okay to put nothing in the diswasher. Ever.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sounds like you really need tits for Jesus to be a success...

Let's raise money to save the preacher man's hands! After all, he needs them for his astroglide activities...

TITS FOR JESUS!

 

[angie33]

My daughter thinks it's okay to put nothing in the diswasher. Ever.

I had that problem once, mine found out I can be a bitch.

 

[subdudeme13]

Who puts their toys in the dishwasher? (Asking for a friend)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did everyone have a fun and eventful week weekend filled with lots of sex and shenanigans?!!

 

[angie33]

Who puts their toys in the dishwasher? (Asking for a friend)

glass only.

 

[__Nathan1968]

TITS FOR JESUS!

Personally, I’d like to think that boobs are strictly interfaith and shouldn’t be monopolized by one religion over the others.

Boobs for people!

 

[subdudeme13]

glass only.

I will never tell. I might scream............

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Personally, I’d like to think that boobs are strictly interfaith and shouldn’t be monopolized by one religion over the others.

Boobs for people!

Vive la révolution!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sure if you get enough lactating women to provide milk for a church full of warm milk drinkers.

I know the McPoyles would be there

What the fuck is wrong with me? All this talk of boobs and I immediately latch onto this reference.

I’m getting old. That must be it.

 

[BrendaBear]

What the fuck is wrong with me? All this talk of boobs and I immediately latch onto this reference.

I’m getting old. That must be it.

…so the old fart…. Abides.

 

[MissLabelled]

Did everyone have a fun and eventful week weekend filled with lots of sex and shenanigans?!!

No sex nor shenanigans. I did the Canadian thing of spending my weekend in a hockey arena watching my niece play hockey. It was still fun, hanging out with my sisters.

 

[Amanda330]

Personally, I’d like to think that boobs are strictly interfaith and shouldn’t be monopolized by one religion over the others.

Boobs for people!

At Tits for Jesus we welcome people of all faiths. Really it's just tit worship....

Cum one cum all...

 

[CuriousRick]

Where do I sign up!!

 

[subdudeme13]

At Tits for Jesus we welcome people of all faiths. Really it's just tit worship....

Cum one cum all...

Halleluiah Amen!
I used to sing in the choir!

 

[subdudeme13]

I recall being hugged between a beautiful pair of tits tight enough I could not catch a breath. I think I saw Jesus! Maybe Mary.

 

[morelikeasong]

At Tits for Jesus we welcome people of all faiths.

This sounds eerily similar to what my in laws say when they try to get me to go to church lol

I’m Jewish and will not be joining Tits for Jesus… though luckily for you all I need no deity to get naked for
I’ll take the praise and worship though

 

[Eyelevel]

Sounds like you really need tits for Jesus to be a success...

Let's raise money to save the preacher man's hands! After all, he needs them for his astroglide activities...

I can be the minister.

 

[Nicefella]

At Tits for Jesus we welcome people of all faiths. Really it's just tit worship....

Cum one cum all...

Well I just Cum One.