I was just gonna donate my tits to the cause? Use em for Jesus?Oh, our first donation!!
Thank you for donating to tits for Jesus. Aka divine titties.
We have levels of donation... Would you like:
The flash - self explanatory $
The jiggle - shake em a bit $$
The bounce - I jump up and down for you $$$
The caress - this is our highest donation level $$$$
Lmk where to send my Venmo request.
Can I caress with my lips ?Oh, our first donation!!
Thank you for donating to tits for Jesus. Aka divine titties.
We have levels of donation... Would you like:
The flash - self explanatory $
The jiggle - shake em a bit $$
The bounce - I jump up and down for you $$$
The caress - this is our highest donation level $$$$
Lmk where to send my Venmo request.
So, like she puts the shirt on, someone draws on the shirt with the sharpie, then they sell the shirt?
Can I caress with my lips ?
Stick around and find out
I think that should be reserved for bake sales and fundraisers.So, like she puts the shirt on, someone draws on the shirt with the sharpie, then they sell the shirt?
I know I am naive, but that sounds like it could be a thing.
You guys I bet H just stands for Horny.Stick around and find out
What you see as a problem, I see as a solution to low church attendance.
I always wondered what the H was for in Jesus H Christ and now we know. Thanks Nebs!
I always wondered what the H was for in Jesus H Christ and now we know. Thanks Nebs!
Sure if you get enough lactating women to provide milk for a church full of warm milk drinkers.
It’s either something sexy like Hannibal or something filthy like Hubert
Pay up Jesus boy lol...Can I caress with my lips ?
All tits are welcome... Lol. Thank you for using yours to build the kingdom of God. Lol
It really makes me feel so much more pure when I flash a “fellow believer” in JCs name
TeaseStick around and find out
So, like she puts the shirt on, someone draws on the shirt with the sharpie, then they sell the shirt?
I know I am naive, but that sounds like it could be a thing.
Or, with purchase of VIP tix to the special events, they can have the women put the tee on while they add their own handprints. Lipstick marks cost extra, regardless of gender
Oh honey, I could feed the whole congregation
Just need someone to knock me up first… 
I bless your titties with the love of Christ... And men and women everywhere. Lol
Am I allowed to adore all the titties while being a hardcore atheist?
I can guarantee in Jason's case, that is exactly what it means lol
Of course! (So am I... It's a secret. Don't tell.)
Because clearly, you, are FUCKING AWESOMEWhy the fuck do I even know the McPoyles reference?!!
