🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Saltfountain]

@mpeters for being too big of a wanker to win last week's award

 

[AmberLGreen]

@mpeters for being too big of a wanker to win last week's award

If he wins, are you going to do his acceptance speech?

 

[Saltfountain]

If he wins, are you going to do his acceptance speech?

He won't, but yes, absolutely...

 

[subdudeme13]

Wanking is good cardio exercise. My sitting pulse is in the 40s. Does that get me any cred?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Wanking is good cardio exercise. My sitting pulse is in the 40s. Does that get me any cred?

You take your pulse during wanking? I bet you are a barrel of laughs at parties

 

[InThe312]

You take your pulse during wanking? I bet you are a barrel of laughs at parties

Jesus, ever heard of a smart watch? Nominated for being out of touch

 

[AmberLGreen]

Jesus, ever heard of a smart watch? Nominated for being out of touch

Nominated for persistently nominating me and trying to make me look like a bigger wanker than him

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for persistently nominating me and trying to make me look like a bigger wanker than him

Well don't be one.

 

[StillRain]

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Lit Wanker of the Week Annals
‘There ain’t nowhere to go but up.’


The recipients (so far) of this prestigious non-popularity, popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely impartial, non-biased but probably totally biased panel of judge (who may or may not change based on mood poisoning).


@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain
@Lmizzler
@crazychemgirl
@OrdinaryPerson
@Wand3rlust
@AWonkyDonkey​

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well don't be one.

You don’t get to make that judgement, you are not the chosen one. That is @Bry1313

 

[InThe312]

You don’t get to make that judgement, you are not the chosen one. That is @Bry1313

Yeah, but we all know he sucks at that part.

 

[StillRain]

Wanking is good cardio exercise. My sitting pulse is in the 40s. Does that get me any cred?

It’s probably a blockage. See a cardiologist.

 

[subdudeme13]

I did go thru thru the full regimen. The cardiologist came in asked me if I knew I was sitting there and my pulse was 45 or so. I do have a right branch bundle blockage and that was what got me to the cardiologist to start with. Thanks for the advice. I do walk a couple of miles a day but I can't run because of back issues.

 

[subdudeme13]

You take your pulse during wanking? I bet you are a barrel of laughs at parties

Well, no. I watch porn. I will hook up and find out how high my pulse gets during wanking. I was told that the amount of time it takes for your pulse to get back to normal after a workout is a good indication of your cardiac health. I am a party animal! LOL

 

[StillRain]

I should be a cardiologist.

 

[Lmizzler]

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Lit Wanker of the Week Annals
‘There ain’t nowhere to go but up.’


The recipients (so far) of this prestigious non-popularity, popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely impartial, non-biased but probably totally biased panel of judge (who may or may not change based on mood poisoning).


@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain
@Lmizzler
@crazychemgirl
@OrdinaryPerson
@Wand3rlust
@AWonkyDonkey​

The prestige of this award just keeps going downhill doesn’t it. We need a true wanker to step up and redeem it to its true wankership.

 

[StillRain]

I’m nominating @Bry1313 for vagueposting in the controversy thread. Name names you big baby.

 

[Wand3rlust]

The prestige of this award just keeps going downhill doesn’t it. We need a true wanker to step up and redeem it to its true wankership.

Nominated for thinking it had prestige. And then insulting the winners.

 

[Lmizzler]

Nominated for thinking it had prestige. And then insulting the winners.

I was a winner as well. And it clearly had prestige. It comes with a trophy and a certificate even.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

@Jbond1981 for representing the worst of the entitled male persona. Stop that.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I should be a cardiologist.

Would you trust @Bry1313 to be your locum?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I was a winner as well. And it clearly had prestige. It comes with a trophy and a certificate even.

Nominated for reminding us of your win.

 

[Saltfountain]

@Jbond1981 for thinking he could win an argument with @AmberLGreen, and also for his AV. Proud wanker

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Yeah, seconding for @Jbond1981’s avatar. There’s also a GB thread where he explains it’s not even his pic, but a pic of someone else that he’s using without their consent. Major fucking wanker.

 

[Saltfountain]

Yeah, seconding for @Jbond1981’s avatar. There’s also a GB thread where he explains it’s not even his pic, but a pic of someone else that he’s using without their consent. Major fucking wanker.

Wonder if my nomination will get booted off lit before the winner is announced for a 2nd straight week?