Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It was just the one time, and the staging was gorgeous!

No shame in trying anything once

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm shocked your tits didn't get camera shy...

Camera got tit shy.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How do you get up when your kitty is making biscuits on your belly?

You don’t!

I'd ask @Kitty_so_frisky to also make gravy. Is this what you mean?

Ooooh good call! I’ve made biscuits with chicken and veggies and homemade gravy that was sooooo good. Kinda like a deconstructed chicken pot pie

He has looked rough since he was...seven, I think.

Consider Keith Richards’ apparent immunity from death as well.

Rockers lived SO much harder back then! Keith has been looking 90 since he was 50 though

I had a whole lovely dinner planned out last night. Fresh made mushroom ravioli in a light sauce, roasted vegetables, and a lovely local Pinot Gris.

Instead I ended up on here drinking half a bottle of a red mix and eating half a bag of pretzel Goldfish.

You’re 5 strawberries away from having had a “girl dinner”

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm shocked your tits didn't get camera shy...

they weren't shy, but the camera man kept dropping his rig

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

they weren't shy, but the camera man kept dropping his rig

My new favorite euphemism for jerking off.

 

[MindYaBitness]

My new favorite euphemism for jerking off.

You're welcome
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[Amanda330]

they weren't shy, but the camera man kept dropping his rig

I don't blame him, we'd probably all do the same...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The professor, in the library, with the glass dildo?

Oooh…if anyone needs me or @YourDirtyProfessor , we’ll be in the library

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't blame him, we'd probably all drop do the same...

Shoot we drop the rig on the regular.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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#relatable

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Work, schmerk... Lol. That's tomorrow's problem lol

I was just thinking that

When did we move from a clue porn parody to a 70’s prison exploitation flick?

Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe

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I’ve also done this for music

they weren't shy, but the camera man kept dropping his rig

To pick up his other rig?

 

[MissLabelled]

Has anyone heard from @EnbyKnight? Their profile appears to be disabled and I’d just like to know they are ok!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Has anyone heard from @EnbyKnight? Their profile appears to be disabled and I’d just like to know they are ok!

No, I think they're gone for now, possibly forever

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Awwww man, that sucks.

 

[morelikeasong]

Has anyone heard from @EnbyKnight? Their profile appears to be disabled and I’d just like to know they are ok!

No word their presence is very missed

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm sure doctors have seen much weirder... Shit.

Had a buddy who worked nights in an ER. Oh, holy cats, you have no idea...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right you are my dear, but frankly I don’t give a damn.

Nice! Very nice!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Am I Yvette the maid then?
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Yes. Yes you are.

 

[Amanda330]

Had a buddy who worked nights in an ER. Oh, holy cats, you have no idea...

I believe it... My sister used to work in the ER as a nurse. She has crazy stories.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good evening/day fuckers

 

[jason28053]

I believe it... My sister used to work in the ER as a nurse. She has crazy stories.

Shared during Thanksgiving I hope

 

[BrendaBear]

Shared during Thanksgiving I hope

“Can you pass me that turkey leg? Oh, which reminds me, last night we pulled…”

 

[jason28053]

“Can you pass me that turkey leg? Oh, which reminds me, last night we pulled…”

Exactly

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I believe it... My sister used to work in the ER as a nurse. She has crazy stories.

Is this the sister that has at least one wild non-ER story as of today?

 

[UnquietDreams]

When did we move from a clue porn parody to a 70’s prison exploitation flick?

When didn't we?