Sex & Shenanigans

[Nightbird]

Hello all whats shaking?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, not really Sal... I'm very much really Amanda. I'll have a margarita, thanks.

Well we probably shouldn’t really hijack that other thread anymore. I’ll stick with a mimosa.i can’t recuoerate from tequila in time for work tomorrow

 

[Amanda330]

Work, schmerk... Lol. That's tomorrow's problem lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bet your bottom dollar

 

[Amanda330]

Wait... Does... Does my butt have a dollar stuck on it?? Embarrassing...

 

[jason28053]

Wait... Does... Does my butt have a dollar stuck on it?? Embarrassing...

Better there than in it?

 

[Amanda330]

Better there than in it?

I'm sure doctors have seen much weirder... Shit.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait... Does... Does my butt have a dollar stuck on it?? Embarrassing...

Already? I don’t recall doing that. Maybe I did have a margarita?

 

[Amanda330]

Already? I don’t recall doing that. Maybe I did have a margarita?

Probably more than one if you don't remember...?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Probably more than one if you don't remember...?

I’m a very cheap date

 

[HeavyBalls]

i vote we take off and nuke the site from orbit...

It's the only way to be sure.

I hear Proxima Centauri and Epsilon Eridani are nice...

 

[jason28053]

I'm sure doctors have seen much weirder... Shit.

Pun intended I’m sure

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Probably more than one if you don't remember...?

I suspect @jason28053 is the prime suspect though!

I love a good mystery.

 

[BrendaBear]

I suspect @jason28053 is the prime suspect though!

I love a good mystery.

The professor, in the library, with the glass dildo?

 

[Amanda330]

The professor, in the library, with the glass dildo?

That also sounds like the beginning of a porn move... Lol

 

[jason28053]

I suspect @jason28053 is the prime suspect though!

I love a good mystery.

What, have we gotten to the in the butt Stage now? Where is @Indie

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That also sounds like the beginning of a porn move... Lol

Well now I want to watch a Glass Onion porn parody

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What, have we gotten to the in the butt Stage now? Where is @Indie

Where is she indeed?! The plot thickens!

 

[jason28053]

That also sounds like the beginning of a porn move... Lol

X rated version of Clue

 

[Amanda330]

X rated version of Clue

That's a movie I would watch...

 

[lavendersilk]

Where is she indeed?! The plot thickens!

Like that booty...

 

[jason28053]

That's a movie I would watch...

Starring Amanda as Mrs. White and Jason as Colonel Mustard.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Like that booty...

Must be jelly because jam don’t shake like that

 

[Amanda330]

Starring Amanda as Mrs. White and Jason as Colonel Mustard.

Excuse me, I am definitely Ms. Scarlet...

 

[jason28053]

Excuse me, I am definitely Ms. Scarlet...

Right you are my dear, but frankly I don’t give a damn.