Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

Or on a beach, I've never done it, took the advice of friends who said sand got EVERYWHERE

And sand in the cooch does not turn into a pearl over time.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

All this discussion of sand just makes me think of this. I know it's not sand, but the end result is probably the same.

 

[UnquietDreams]

cuz I’m so witty? Or cuz I’m a humor snob? I’m not really. I laugh at farts

Because you have a skill at turning any part of a conversation into innuendo. Or an erection, which ever comes first.

It is admirable and skillful.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Because you have a skill at turning any part of a conversation into innuendo. Or an erection, which ever comes first.

It is admirable and skillful.

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[UnquietDreams]

I stood in line at Fry’s electronics on the day after Christmas fo their super special sale to buy a Blaupunkt for my VW Corrado. We are not the same. *sigh* sadly.

Dammit, now you made me miss Fry's...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Outside of a few cool people all I get is hate mail and thinly veiled insinuations that I should commit self-termination.

Anyone that says this kind of thing in earnest is a total ghoul. I'm sorry you have to hear that garbage. We have mutual friends and I KNOW you're an okay dude. Stay where the love is, man. Block the ghouls. They're just there to make noise.

 

[UnquietDreams]

All this discussion of sand just makes me think of this. I know it's not sand, but the end result is probably the same.

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The Life of Brian one did me in.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Oh, I also consummated a relationship on It's A Small World. Got kicked out. Totally worth it.

I may be old, but I have fucking earned it.

"They need more adult-themed rides in that park for us horny people.Take the Log Ride--make it the Big Pecker Ride! Big ol pecker, floating in the water. Put six guys in it and send it up Titty Mountain. Down Titty Mountain, round the nipple as you go by. Right into a big ol puss, just--pffft! I'm not talking about a clean-shaven little Hitler mustache manicured puss. It's a garden, woman--let it grow, God gave it to to you! I'm talking about an au naturel, 1970's, Buckwheat-on-a-bad-hair-day puss! I want to go over Titty Mountain and know daddy's going in something raw!

"'HOLD ON BOYS--WE'RE GOIN' IN THE PUSS!! AHHHHHH!'
"'Shit, is it dark in here? I'm wet--do you smell that? What is that??'"

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Holy fuck, 26 pages since I went to bed this morning?! The awards ceremony must be buzzworthy AF. Will be slooooowly catching up

 

[curious_me]

Holy fuck, 26 pages since I went to bed this morning?! The awards ceremony must be buzzworthy AF. Will be slooooowly catching up

I'm waiting for your 11pm update to catch up.

 

[BrendaBear]

cuz I’m so witty? Or cuz I’m a humor snob? I’m not really. I laugh at farts

Holy meow monsters Nebs! Don’t you know how wonderful and amazing we all think you are? Good God woman! You are so adored here! We love you, for being you. Because you are pretty wonderful.

 

[curious_me]

Holy meow monsters Nebs! Don’t you know how wonderful and amazing we all think you are? Good God woman! You are so adored here! We love you, for being you. Because you are pretty wonderful.

Facts!

 

[Rj_1954]

Good Evening @PlanetaryNebula

Good Sleep

 

[__Nathan1968]

Is it? I’ve never had hot tub sex. I have generally avoided any type of underwater sex. Doesn’t it wash away the natural lubrication? And push all the pool chemicals up inside her?

I have three words. Urinary tract infection.

Yep, hot tub, bath tub, even showers sometimes, feel like dry sex because the water dilutes the natural lubricants. Not a fan. Water foreplay, yes. Water sex, not so much.

First of all, I wouldn’t drop my block and tackle into a hot tub that I didn’t personally check for hygiene. Public hot tubs are cess pools, and should be avoided - for sex or otherwise.

Second: A good silicone lube is a perfect complement to any water play. While I’ve had hot tub and pool sex without complaints of drying out, silicone lube has been awesome in outdoor shower sex, so I imagine it wil be great underwater as well.

 

[UnquietDreams]

First of all, I wouldn’t drop my block and tackle into a hot tub that I didn’t personally check for hygiene. Public hot tubs are cess pools, and should be avoided - for sex or otherwise.

Second: A good silicone lube is a perfect complement to any water play. While I’ve had hot tub and pool sex without complaints of drying out, silicone lube has been awesome in outdoor shower sex, so I imagine it wil be great underwater as well.

I, unfortunately, don't have a hot tub, so the only option there is my apartment's hot tub. So, with no sarcasm at all, I will bow to your greater experience.

I will stick with rain, and showers. Not rivers, though. Not successful there.

 

[BodieOhl]

Holy fuck, 26 pages since I went to bed this morning?! The awards ceremony must be buzzworthy AF. Will be slooooowly catching up

pages were adding faster than I could read them at one point...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Holy fuck, 26 pages since I went to bed this morning?! The awards ceremony must be buzzworthy AF. Will be slooooowly catching up

Wait, the awards happened today? Shit, it seems like so long ago already.

 

[MissLabelled]

Wait, the awards happened today? Shit, it seems like so long ago already.

And only 899 pages until the next awards.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And only 899 pages until the next awards.

Next week is sooooooo far away!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

We definitely need snacks. Also I need to pick out a tux.

I'm ready at anytime. I'm wearing my burgandy chiffon gown with gold slingbacks.

Damn y'all are serious....
I'm over here in my mix matched socks, champion shorts &hoodie ...

I think I picked the wrong day to break in my new boots. I’m over here walking like Frankenstein.

FYI, I kept my promise of being naked for the awards ceremony: I slept through it, but I slept through it naked

Fucking capitalism.

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Red from the blood of her enemies. Of course. We won’t discuss the source of the cream. Unseemly.

Huh…traditionally, the red color of red velvet cake was from beets, and later red food coloring. Blood would definitely be an interesting new take…

The fourth award for:


4. Poster who never misses a thing .. aka The Armageddon Award

Goes to @Kitty_so_frisky


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Her thread recaps via quoted messages are the stuff of legend!!

LOL yay! I may be 11 hours late, but I didn’t miss it!

*waits for the 10 reactions at 11pm

7:45!

Is she even awake yet? Very sad she’s missing this moment.

Did she go to bed yet?
She will see it when she wakes up.

I went to sleep about an hour before it started

 

[ShaneoD]

Red velvet cake facts, could you be any more attractive

Huh…traditionally, the red color of red velvet cake was from beets, and later red food coloring. Blood would definitely be an interesting new take…

 

[VoraciousValue]

cuz I’m so witty? Or cuz I’m a humor snob? I’m not really. I laugh at farts

Are you trying to make me harder than I am already?? Goddammit!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I love you pervs so much, I don’t want to miss a moment of the shenanigans I’ll treasure this butthole, along with my other vagina

 

[UnquietDreams]

7:45!

Yay! West Coast, represent! All these Easterners...