Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Hey I like the movie… it’s just @Bry1313 you might alienate with this topic

If there is one place I am 100% aligned on with @OrdinaryPerson, it’s the “quality” of that movie

 

[Bry1313]

Im 51 and forgot what I was going to say

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Ooooh this is a good one.


I’m 43 and I can’t dive into water

I’m 50 and can’t skate.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m 50 and can’t skate.

Ice and roller?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ice and roller?

I live in L.A.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’m 50 and can’t skate.

I’m 55 and have done nothing but skate. With any luck I’ll skate by to retirement.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yall … I can’t believe this thread is LESS than a year old. How is it possible? It feels like FOREVER

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m 55 and have done nothing but skate. With any luck I’ll skate by to retirement.

Well, metaphorically, I’m an expert

 

[lavendersilk]

I live in L.A.

...and? You don't have ice rinks?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

...and? You don't have ice rinks?

We do but why would I PAY to be cold. Ridiculous.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Im 51 and forgot what I was going to say

Oh, I relate to that one way too much, and I laughed out loud for far too long.

I have a friend in an improv group for 65+ folks. Their motto is "kicking ass and forgetting names."

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m 50 and can’t skate.

I am 57, me neither.

Ice and roller?

Correct.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m 50 and can’t skate.

But monkeys on skates are like...peanut butter and chocolate!

 

[UnquietDreams]

We do but why would I PAY to be cold. Ridiculous.

This is just wisdom. Truth.

 

[BrendaBear]

But monkeys on skates are like...peanut butter and chocolate!

Like those old commercials?

Hey you got your skate stuck right up my ass!

You got your ass stuck on my skate!!!


I am giggling too much to type….

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But monkeys on skates are like...peanut butter and chocolate!

I’m more a pound that…drum kinda monkey.

 

[morelikeasong]

We do but why would I PAY to be cold. Ridiculous.

I pay to be cold for the majority of the year, by cranking my A/C

 

[__Nathan1968]

Well, metaphorically, I’m an expert

That would make you a…

…figurative skater.

 

[lavendersilk]

I pay to be cold for the majority of the year, by cranking my A/C

Same.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Like those old commercials?

Hey you got your skate stuck right up my ass!

You got your ass stuck on my skate!!!


I am giggling too much to type….

GOD DAMMIT, so am I.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m more a pound that…drum kinda monkey.

We thought you were the type to grind your organ…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I pay to be cold for the majority of the year, by cranking my A/C

Stop exposing the hypocrisy of the system.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That would make you a…

…figurative skater.

I hate you.

But I will thank you for allowing me to drag out my favorite gif.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We thought you were the type to grind your organ…

I’m large, I contain multitudes

 

[UnquietDreams]

I pay to be cold for the majority of the year, by cranking my A/C

Move. North.