Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Still. Counts.

True. And I will remember this next award season for sure. I'm learning... from you.

 

[BrendaBear]

I find I relate to this
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This is… perfect!!!

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm 45 and I can't look people in the eye and talk at the same time.

It’s ok, you can stare at my tits.

(But also, low key same.)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

True. And I will remember this next award season for sure. I'm learning... from you.

That’s maybe, probably, almost certainly, a bad idea.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I find I relate to this
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My body is a temple. Old, decrepit, and probably haunted.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

This is a great acceptance speech babe

Awww thank you, sugar

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh good I was really hoping he would win something.
At least he always puts on a good show!

Ahhhh thanks PN! You’re the best!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

True. But I don't hate it.

Awwwww thanks Indie! You’re the best!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It’s ok, you can stare at my tits.

(But also, low key same.)

Same here. (I mean I'm boob-gazing)

(Also same on the other thing.)

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think I’ve got the blowing part down…

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I don't like Mac and Cheese.

Say it a little louder, I don't think you've hurt Mac and Cheese's feelings yet.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Say it a little louder, I don't think you've hurt Mac and Cheese's feelings yet.

Eh, Mac & Cheese is tough. It can take it.

Just not when I am making it out of the box. Then it falls apart like me when .

Edit: The spoiler tags on here are weird and wrong.

 

[lavendersilk]

Eh, Mac & Cheese is tough. It can take it.

Just not when I am making it out of the box. Then it falls apart like me when

.

Lmao, yay! It worked!

 

[Strixaluco]

Cuz you’re so cute strixy

Aww...

It’s ok, you can stare at my tits.

(But also, low key same.)

Well, that's indeed something that doesn't distract me. I find muscular male arms way more distracting.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lmao, the spoiler didn't take.

Thanks, I fixed it. I repeat, the spoiler tags on here are weird and wrong.

I could also have used: Titanic; when Old Yeller dies; "She Saved the World. A lot.;" Shane rides off; and about a million others.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Thanks, I fixed it. I repeat, the spoiler tags on here are weird and wrong.

I could also have used: Titanic; when Old Yeller dies; "She Saved the World. A lot.;" Shane rides off; and about a million others.

Yeah, the last 20 minutes or so of Endgame just fucks me up. "On your left"...

 

[UnquietDreams]

It is pretty American.

Actually, I think it is British.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I never doubted that quality would win over quantity. Congrats!

Have someone spellcheck this before you display it though.

Fucking hell … I was tired ok. I will fix it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah, the last 20 minutes or so of Endgame just fucks me up. "On your left"...

Oh several of Marvel ones get me. "We are Groot" breaks me every time.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I never doubted that quality would win over quantity. Congrats!

Have someone spellcheck this before you display it though.

Thanks Monkey!! You got a well deserved award too

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fucking hell … I was tired ok. I will fix it.

I for sure wasn’t judging. I’m no hypocrite.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Fucking hell … I was tired ok. I will fix it.

HA I didn’t even notice

 

[lavendersilk]

Actually, I think it is British.

Dammit. Can't we have anything?

Edited to add: that was sarcasm. I have to say this because I am not @Wand3rlust

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dammit. Can't we have anything?

Edited to add: that was sarcasm. I have to say this because I am not @Wand3rlust

I think they are willing to say the Blue box is all us.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I think I’ve got the blowing part down…

You have to purse your lips pretty tightly to whistle. I’m sure some guys could help with your form.

But if you’d like help with your Tibetan throat singing, you know where to find me.