Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/1n36QkEoYiWa

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Omg, you have the sexiest voice ever.

I bet @Pond_Dweller is still edging themsleves to it right now

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

https://voca.ro/1n36QkEoYiWa

I was going to say you're amazing but the fucking "daddy" comment. get out of here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How long before it stops feeling like I have snot running down my nose with my septum piercing … asking for a friend.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Oh hey. uh. wow. Hi!

Being the newbie (hehe rhymes with boobie... uh...) oh did I say that out loud? Okay anyways... being new can be intimidating especially when the shenanigang is amazing, hilarious, sexy, and wildly entertaining. Not to get all real on y'all but... coming back on lit after coming out as enby was a little rocky and I wasn't sure that I'd feel welcome/accepted. Then I come upon this thread that moves a mile a minute, made me laugh my ass off, and was completely lovely and accepting. So, I'm happy to just be here and I love this thread and all you pervs.

Ah damn I said I wouldn't get sappy...

I'd like to thank CCG who put thirst as my first best quality.

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMzYxazVnZWJyNGtkdDV1ODFidmtyOXYxeWg5Yjk1em52aHN3ZWFieSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/hTgnPS7hnCRaF9coWE/giphy.gif

You're Enby but you're also EnBAE!

You truly are the sweetest and the coolest and I love the fuck out of you. Meeting and befriending you has been the best. You're so totally a bestie×. I mean you know all this already, but I'll say it anyway.

Edit:*...who can get it!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

To @Indie, who finally appreciates my vag... The people here are awful and clearly did not want the best couple to win. I love you and we will win it next time!

I love you, buttercup. We are going to be so sickingly sweet that they vote for us just to make it stop.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Dick stuff! I'd take it black.

Or white or any other color....

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love you, buttercup. We are going to be so sickingly sweet that they vote for us just to make it stop.

**** tries to kick you of of the thread



Damnit .., it doesn’t work that way here.

 

[Apisto42]

Sheetz beats the hell out of Wawa. Fight me!

Eh, I had Sheetz yesterday. Basically the same. It’s coffee and I’m asleep.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

You're Enby but you're also EnBAE!

You truly are the sweetest and the coolest and I love the fuck out of you. Meeting and befriending you has been the best. You're so totally a bestie. I mean you know all this already, but I'll say it anyway.

and not one comment about how I can totally get it?? Are you second guessing yourself after your award? Because I better still be able to fucking get it.

 

[Bry1313]

I love you, buttercup. We are going to be so sickingly sweet that they vote for us just to make it stop.

When you are too sweet, sometimes you gets boobs sent to you to make you stop (just saying) but if you are doing it right, it happens within like 48 hours of being too sweet.

 

[Bry1313]

**** tries to kick you of of the thread



Damnit .., it doesn’t work that way here.

So glad for that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So glad for that.

What? Do you think you’d be the first to go?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

and not one comment about how I can totally get it?? Are you second guessing yourself after your award? Because I better still be able to fucking get it.

I mean that goes without saying! We can drown in each other's DNA anytime.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

So glad for that.

What? Do you think you’d be the first to go?

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExajB0ZmRnaW4ydnBxOHk0OWltdWc5YjZ1czJoZHBvbjNpMnFpMGVqOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/oCMd930DS9Jz0eSVxh/giphy-downsized-large.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

**** tries to kick you of of the thread



Damnit .., it doesn’t work that way here.

We found her kryptonite

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean that goes without saying! We can drown in each other's DNA anytime.

Why did that sound so so so wrong ?????

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I mean that goes without saying! We can drown in each other's DNA anytime.

Immediate regret.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We found her kryptonite

Babes… I thought you knew my kryptonite by now

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I love you, buttercup. We are going to be so sickingly sweet that they vote for us just to make it stop.

As sweet as the cake I woke up at 2am to bake for you so you can have it for breakfast with your cup of coffee?

 

[crazychemgirl]

As sweet as the cake I woke up at 2am to bake for you so you can have it for breakfast with your cup of coffee?

But was it coffee cake?

 

[MissLabelled]

I will return to shenanigans and hilarity in a moment but I do have a Lit question.

What does following someone on here actually do? Does it let people know when you post your ass on here?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is coffee cake a cake or a loaf?

Are loaf cakes cakes or are they bread? Why don’t we call it banana cake?

Why is coffee cake special?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I will return to shenanigans and hilarity in a moment but I do have a Lit question.

What does following someone on here actually do? Does it let people know when you post your ass on here?

Ok so following ensures you can see when they post… so you can see in your news feed all the people you follow .. where they are posting and reacting.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ok so following ensures you can see when they post… so you can see in your news feed all the people you follow .. where they are posting and reacting.

Wait… so it is automatic stalking???