Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I need more fuckgirls in my life. I'm accepting applications.

Hey girl

 

[dawn_of_night]

I clicked your emoji and nothing happened

Okay obviously a failure...
Back to class

 

[Apisto42]

Hey girl

Gazing into the crystal ball:

I foresee @lavendersilk receiving a plethora of boobs today. A bounty? What’s the correct term for a ton of titties?

 

[MissLabelled]

This photo of coffee being made is dedicated to @Whiskeyjack

It might take longer to make but every moment it takes is a moment I don't have to work lol

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[MissLabelled]

I need more fuckgirls in my life. I'm accepting applications.

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[Whiskeyjack]

This morning the heroes at Dunkin made my coffee.
God bless them for their service.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This morning the heroes at Dunkin made my coffee.
God bless them for their service.

The heroes of my kitchen made my coffee that I’m enjoying on the couch right now..


It’s me. I’m the hero

 

[Apisto42]

This morning the heroes at Dunkin made my coffee.
God bless them for their service.

I went with Wawa coffee. Regional gas station. Better than Dunkin usually.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I went with Wawa coffee. Regional gas station. Better than Dunkin usually.

I like Wawa. But you have to physically go in, pour and prepare the coffee yourself, and that defeats the entire purpose.
Also, I don't necessarily want "good" coffee. "Good" coffee tastes terrible. Actually, all coffee tastes terrible. Give me something that's loaded up with so much sugar and flavors that I can't tell it's coffee anymore. I want a vehicle for diabetes. That's the stuff right there.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Gazing into the crystal ball:

I foresee @lavendersilk receiving a plethora of boobs today. A bounty? What’s the correct term for a ton of titties?

A titton....

 

[MissLabelled]

The heroes of my kitchen made my coffee that I’m enjoying on the couch right now..


It’s me. I’m the hero

With that logic, I am also a hero

Am I doing it right?
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[lavendersilk]

Hey girl

Gazing into the crystal ball:

I foresee @lavendersilk receiving a plethora of boobs today. A bounty? What’s the correct term for a ton of titties?

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I am having @Wand3rlust look over the rough draft of my application and then you lovely ladies will receive it in the mail within 2-3 business days.

@MissLabelled is already my fiancé but she can still apply.

 

[dawn_of_night]

This morning the heroes at Dunkin made my coffee.
God bless them for their service.

Word....
It might be a Dunkin kinda morning here too

 

[Apisto42]

I like Wawa. But you have to physically go in, pour and prepare the coffee yourself, and that defeats the entire purpose.
Also, I don't necessarily want "good" coffee. "Good" coffee tastes terrible. Actually, all coffee tastes terrible. Give me something that's loaded up with so much sugar and flavors that I can't tell it's coffee anymore. I want a vehicle for diabetes. That's the stuff right there.

True dat. I don’t mind going in, that way I can put in a decent amount of cream. Cuban roast for the win.

No sugar though. That tastes ghastly.

 

[lavendersilk]

I like Wawa. But you have to physically go in, pour and prepare the coffee yourself, and that defeats the entire purpose.
Also, I don't necessarily want "good" coffee. "Good" coffee tastes terrible. Actually, all coffee tastes terrible. Give me something that's loaded up with so much sugar and flavors that I can't tell it's coffee anymore. I want a vehicle for diabetes. That's the stuff right there.

I used to be like you. Then I discovered blonde roast. Now I can drink that with only creamer. Also, snort it at this point. I want an IV as well...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I used to be like you. Then I discovered blonde roast. Now I can drink that with only creamer. Also, snort it at this point. I want an IV as well...

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I'm not sure "evolution" is the word I'd use for this progression. But you do you.

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm not sure "evolution" is the word I'd use for this progression. But you do you.

I think the word you are looking for is "addiction."

 

[Apisto42]

I think the word you are looking for is "addiction."

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[Nerdyjerkoff]

The heroes of my kitchen made my coffee that I’m enjoying on the couch right now..


It’s me. I’m the hero

My couch and some coffee is a great combo in the morning … and scrolling here … I should be working tho

 

[CX726577]

Watching TikTok videos that make me say "Fucking Americans"

Unfortunately, there are quite a few of those!

 

[Nerdyjerkoff]

Watching TikTok videos that make me say "Fucking Americans"

As an American I say something similar but I usually just say the state

 

[Apisto42]

As an American I say something similar but I usually just say the state

https://the1a.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2019/08/Screen-Shot-2019-08-03-at-1.20.24-PM.png

 

[Nerdyjerkoff]

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Yup Florida is a very common one… be it for their residence or their politics

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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I want to see this as a movie done by the Coen brothers.

 

[Bry1313]

I used to be like you. Then I discovered blonde roast. Now I can drink that with only creamer. Also, snort it at this point. I want an IV as well...

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I’m at stage 4