Sex & Shenanigans

This is more my speed for peanut butter consumption (outside if a Reece's of course😁)
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Ooooh…okay, still skeptical about bananas and American cheese, but apples and pears actually are good with a nice sharp cheddar cheese! Harry & David’s “pearsnapples n cheeses” box has ruined me

Hey @crazychemgirl do we have to dress up for the awards ceremony? I wanna seem like I been there before ya know?
Wait, we have to wear clothes for this?!

I got where I am today naked, and if I win another award, I’ll be accepting it naked too! (*Hint hint, wink wink* Vote for me, you sexy weirdos! 😉)

Well if you’re waving your dick around, then yeah… they’ll probably notice.
Shhhh, don’t discourage him!

I could play PlayStation all day/night if I was left to my own devices.
Also white cheddar popcorn.
I’m sure I have others… hyperfixation is so real.
PlayStation gamer = +20% hotter 😍

Porn at night has become a problem. I watch it to acheive orgasm but lately it hasn't been working so I end up staying up too late trying to find the perfect video. TMI award???

Also, potato chips at home is a no because I eat the whole damn bag. Same with certain types of icecream. I try to buy portioned stuff but even then...

Texting fuckboys too. I need to let them bitches go.

Literotica has become a bit of a problem too if I'm being honest. Lol
Oooh you need a Lovense with the VibeMate app that synchs the vibrations to porn! It will make you pick faster LOL
As far as ice cream goes, I absolutely can’t get the little pints, because it LOOKS deceptively small, like sure, I can eat that in one sitting, but then 1/3 way through, I begin regretting everything 😅
 
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The thread is Shenanigans, the people who post here are the Shenanigang




I just barely laid down a little while ago 🥱


Fucking truth! But mainly the water bottle rolling under the brake pedal part. My mom always had water bottles all over her car and it freaked me the fuck out 😱




As someone who is severely iron-deficiency anemic and can’t have coffee, I have very little higher brain function for the first hour or two after waking up 😫


A gauntlet is an armored glove, sometimes thrown down to issue a challenge. You might be thinking of a goblet?


Now you’re just rubbing it in 😜


FIFY
You’re so cute and literal. I was just being a silly. In my mind at least
 
I totally believe you!
/sarcasm

I'll buy them.
Who doesn't want a Lego owlbear?
I need there to be a Gelatinous Brick

I can't wait to get twelve notifications from @Kitty_so_frisky in the wee hours of the morning. I look forward to them. 🥰
What time zone are you in again, @lavendersilk @lavendersilk @lavendersilk
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They take the fun out of collaborating and sharing ideas. They tried to make a fun hobby a competition to see who could have the most, rarest, best, etc. and constantly put each other and others down. They're essentially hipsters of the geek world. "You have the Haunted House 10273? Do you even know what it was based off of?"
It’s the homework, for me. I love hearing people talk about things they’re passionate about, whether I am or not. SOME guys…when you show the slightest bit of interest in a thing they like, they suddenly bombard you with links to 12 YouTube videos to watch, a list of 8 books to read and 11 movies to watch. It can be exhausting!
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