Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

ok shenanigang …


What is your guilty pleasure? What is something you have to limit yourself from doing; eating, watching .. or you will get completely overcome and can’t stop.

Ice cream
Doritos
Buttsecks
Schitts creek
PlayStation️
Flogging

Porn at night has become a problem. I watch it to acheive orgasm but lately it hasn't been working so I end up staying up too late trying to find the perfect video. TMI award???

Also, potato chips at home is a no because I eat the whole damn bag. Same with certain types of icecream. I try to buy portioned stuff but even then...

Texting fuckboys too. I need to let them bitches go.

Literotica has become a bit of a problem too if I'm being honest. Lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

Porn at night has become a problem. I watch it to acheive orgasm but lately it hasn't been working so I end up staying up too late trying to find the perfect video. TMI award???

Also, potato chips at home is a no because I eat the whole damn bag. Same with certain types of icecream. I try to buy portioned stuff but even then...

Texting fuckboys too. I need to let them bitches go.

Literotica has become a bit of a problem too if I'm being honest. Lol

I have that porn problem too .. sometimes I’m the right video is very elusive.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sounds like the party is at 7-Eleven.

I mean... I'm not opposed to that...
Twizzler rope....
Crunch n munch....

 

[Bambear99]

I end up staying up too late trying to find the perfect video. TMI award???

I have that problem just trying to pick a regular movie to watch. I’ll end up scrolling through so many menus that I end up going “damn….now I don’t have time to watch a movie”.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Please....

I do like it when you beg.

 

[BrendaBear]

Doritos Flogging

I really want to know what the Doritos did to earn a flogging….

 

[dawn_of_night]

I do like it when you beg.

Now you tell me....
Wtf man.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Apparently not...

I know you had a long day honey. Want me to make you a drink, pick the sticks and rocks out of your weed, and massage your feet?

Do they not sell rockless weed at a dispensary near you? I mean…it seems…safer.

 

[BrendaBear]

…. I'm adult, I do what I want!

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I get it, I have an entire LEGO city, as well as 12 sets I have yet to assemble because of space, that are just sitting in their boxes in the closet under the stairs. And...more are on order, and that doesn't include the MOC's...it's a problem. However, my daughter just moved all of her remaining stuff into her apartment, so I might just dedicate her entire room to LEGOs. I'm adult, I do what I want!

It’s funny how fab tits really do make everything cooler.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Now you tell me....
Wtf man.

I have a confusion kink, what can I say?

 

[lavendersilk]

I have that problem just trying to pick a regular movie to watch. I’ll end up scrolling through so many menus that I end up going “damn….now I don’t have time to watch a movie”.

Are you trying to acheive an orgasm while scrolling though??

 

[dawn_of_night]

I really want to know what the Doritos did to earn a flogging….

I mean honestly everyone assume I was flogging the Doritos...
but i intended being flogged by Doritos.... Not Doritos being flogged

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have a confusion kink, what can I say?

Maybe you should tell me more?

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean honestly everyone assume I was flogging the Doritos...
but i intended being flogged by Doritos.... Not Doritos being flogged

Sorry… my bad.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I get it, I have an entire LEGO city, as well as 12 sets I have yet to assemble because of space, that are just sitting in their boxes in the closet under the stairs. And...more are on order, and that doesn't include the MOC's...it's a problem. However, my daughter just moved all of her remaining stuff into her apartment, so I might just dedicate her entire room to LEGOs. I'm adult, I do what I want!

I’m not buying the new D&D legos either

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[lavendersilk]

I mean honestly everyone assume I was flogging the Doritos...
but i intended being flogged by Doritos.... Not Doritos being flogged

People in Dorito's costumes flogging you or a cat-o-chips whip?

 

[BrendaBear]

Maybe you should tell me more?

…and remove the confusion??? Sounds counterproductive…

 

[cowboyup6977]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/rdmCq5P9t3EAAAAC/sassy-toddlersandtiaras.gif

And if it offends anyone don’t look

 

[dawn_of_night]

People in Dorito's costumes flogging you or a cat-o-chips whip?

The later,

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m not buying the new D&D legos either

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Me neither, and I totally don't have 3 sets on preorder that I have no place for...
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[BrendaBear]

People in Dorito's costumes flogging you or a cat-o-chips whip?

Kind of want to see that…


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[Bambear99]

Are you trying to acheive an orgasm while scrolling though??

No. The bar is much lower when I’m scrolling Netflix. Instead of maintaining an erection, I’m usually trying to merely maintain consciousness.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Exactly, you get it!
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[Whiskeyjack]

I’m not buying the new D&D legos either

I'll buy them.
Who doesn't want a Lego owlbear?