Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes. I didn't finish it because of the same reason and then I forgot about it. I might pick it back up.

It's so hard cause I never remember where I stopped

 

[UnquietDreams]

I prefer everything naked

The DMV did not agree with this choice. Just a warning.

 

[Bry1313]

Not woman on top sex?
Woman on her knees sex?
Satisfying sex that leads to orgasms?

I think her challenge was Bella’s origin…..leading to the sex.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't want to spoil it

Liar.

 

[Bry1313]

Was she fully nude though?

She never was……im just contemplating seeing one

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think her challenge was Bella’s origin…..leading to the sex.

Eggplant?

 

[Bry1313]

It's so hard cause I never remember where I stopped

Streaming services remember where you left off

 

[crazychemgirl]

How did the eggplant emoji become synonymous with dicks? … I’ve never seen a dick that even remotely resembled an eggplant

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think her challenge was Bella’s origin…..leading to the sex.

Aw. How different. You remembered something I said.

 

[crazychemgirl]

She never was……im just contemplating seeing one

She’s amazing.

She’s like a giant though … Imagine if she dressed up like a dominatrix?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How did the eggplant emoji become synonymous with dicks? … I’ve never seen a dick that even remotely resembled an eggplant

A cucumber or a carrot would be better dicks. They still don't look like a dick but at least you can use them as one

 

[crazychemgirl]

A cucumber or a carrot would be better dicks. They still don't look like a dick but at least you can use them as one

And you can’t use an eggplant?

 

[Bry1313]

Aw. How different. You remembered something I said.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/UsPn68TlofRc4VOHR0/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ixhozetaf5wu4d0mfl6x4hz3e6nkemxv8fm5lnin&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And you can’t use an eggplant?

Even my vag is not that wide

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/UsPn68TlofRc4VOHR0/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ixhozetaf5wu4d0mfl6x4hz3e6nkemxv8fm5lnin&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Are you German now?


(Is that German)

I’m confused ..


What’s going on here.

 

[lavendersilk]

How did the eggplant emoji become synonymous with dicks? … I’ve never seen a dick that even remotely resembled an eggplant

That though...

 

[Bry1313]

She’s amazing.

She’s like a giant though … Imagine if she dressed up like a dominatrix?

Or dressed like a nun-like figure and told you “shame shame shame”



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Oh am I typing my inside thoughts?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/UsPn68TlofRc4VOHR0/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ixhozetaf5wu4d0mfl6x4hz3e6nkemxv8fm5lnin&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

https://voca.ro/18JmXqFwB69w

 

[Bry1313]

Even my vag is not that wide

But you buy “large” products for it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

But you but “large” products for it

I don't but large anything

 

[crazychemgirl]

But you but “large” products for it

She “but”’s large? … I’m confused again.



Are you having a stroke?

 

[Bry1313]

I don't but large anything

She “but”’s large? … I’m confused again.



Are you having a stroke?

Yeah, I’m hearing typo teasing from you two.

 

[morelikeasong]

It was like 10 mins into the movie! I didn't even finish it

Why?

Don’t you like sex?

I couldn’t finish it either. I made it 30 min in. Way too uncomfortable.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Poor Things was amazing. It keeps getting weirder and funnier as it goes along. Stone was wonderful but Ruffallo kept cracking me up.

 

[Bambear99]

How did the eggplant emoji become synonymous with dicks? … I’ve never seen a dick that even remotely resembled an eggplant

Because within 5 minutes after every single thing or idea that’s ever been invented, someone looks at it and asks “how can I fuck this?” or “how can I make this about fucking?”