Sex & Shenanigans

I don't understand people who start their days with espressos or French presses or other fancy coffees. How on earth do they have the functionality to make those coffees before they've had their coffee?

... it may have taken me three tries to plug in my Keurig this morning...
I agree with this 100%. Completely non functional in the morning. My bf got smart and started making a big jug of ice coffee so if left to my own devices I can just pour and add milk and sugar. Total lifesaver! Especially when I have to work and……
I DONT WANNA 😭😭😭
 
Oh ya. Burnt your buns is more like it!
when I was in elementary school, I was double crossed by a metal slide… not only did I burn (not actually though) my legs.. I had a bee sting my bum.

I also had a bee fly up my nose that year… didn’t sting me though.. just fell back out.

And then a later year I was partially paralyzed by playground equipment.
 
I don't understand people who start their days with espressos or French presses or other fancy coffees. How on earth do they have the functionality to make those coffees before they've had their coffee?

... it may have taken me three tries to plug in my Keurig this morning...
Maybe try leaving it plugged in for tomorrow?
 
when I was in elementary school, I was double crossed by a metal slide… not only did I burn (not actually though) my legs.. I had a bee sting my bum.

I also had a bee fly up my nose that year… didn’t sting me though.. just fell back out.

And then a later year I was partially paralyzed by playground equipment.
Damn. Recess was rough for you huh?
 
I don't understand people who start their days with espressos or French presses or other fancy coffees. How on earth do they have the functionality to make those coffees before they've had their coffee?

... it may have taken me three tries to plug in my Keurig this morning...
Luckily my espresso maker is quick (faster than a coffee machine) and easy. Push the holder under the grinder, attach holder, push button. Done, 20 seconds later, strong espresso, I win.
 
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