Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

What does that look like?

The only answer I can think of involves breastmilk lol

I'm going to with, maybe a little like a wet t-shirt contest

And yes… that tracks

 

[MindYaBitness]

The only answer I can think of involves breastmilk lol

And yes… that tracks

Oh, gosh, I remember those days. Worst wet t-shirt contests are the involuntary ones!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What does that look like?

Gotta say, watching your thirst levels rise as winter gives way to spring has been extraordinarily entertaining. Curious to see if it’s a seasonal or steady state going forward

 

[Apisto42]

Vote tampering is not permitted in the sex and shenanigans awards… anyone found to be participating in such activity will be removed as a nominee

So not like the Wanker awards then? This is a real certified award? Will there be a photo shoot for the winners?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Vote tampering is not permitted in the sex and shenanigans awards… anyone found to be participating in such activity will be removed as a nominee

You changed your own vote!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No, the electrical clamps shocked them, thus paralyzing any response

Interesting. I love science.

 

[Apisto42]

What does that look like?

Broken emoji. I was expecting some pictorial encouragement.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Sometimes it does seem that way.

Huh? Lol.

 

[Apisto42]

Huh? Lol.

If you need ice cream, I have some in my van…


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[Deleted member 6568729]

If you need ice cream, I have some in my van…


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I don't have $5, but I have a pretty mouth.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You changed your own vote!

Stop exposing the hypocrisy of the system!

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[Apisto42]

I don't have $5, but I have a pretty mouth.

Ass, grass or cash is my normal, but for you? I’ll make an exception.

 

[lavendersilk]

Gotta say, watching your thirst levels rise as winter gives way to spring has been extraordinarily entertaining. Curious to see if it’s a seasonal or steady state going forward

Hormones, man. They outta wack. I feel like a randy teenager.

 

[Apisto42]

Hormones, man. They outta wack. I feel like a randy teenager.

I know of a temporary relief of the cravings, but sadly not a long term remedy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hormones, man. They outta wack. I feel like a randy teenager.

No judgement. Find your horny joy!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Zzzzzzzzz. . . .

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ass, grass or cash is my normal, but for you? I’ll make an exception.

Open wide.

 

[Apisto42]

Open wide.

So much for sleeping on the train…

 

[base10]

Open wide.

I'm going to need a few minutes, wow.

What's your venmo?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Open wide.

Forget my brain, I just fucking melted.

 

[PinkyandtheBrian]

Is this a broken paladin alt?

I'm not sure who that is.

Nice to meet you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Huh? Lol.

Um...my brain. Melts. Like...ice cream? On several of your posts. Usually extremely suggestively hot ones. Am I the only one keeping up with this?

It wouldn't be the first time...

 

[Apisto42]

@crazychemgirl is there a category for “poster most likely to melt other poster’s brains/bodies”?

 

[MissLabelled]

Forget my brain, I just fucking melted.

When the CSI team recreates the death in court.

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[JerseyJade]

Open wide.

Pssst! You gotta little sumthin between your teeth there.