Sex & Shenanigans

It’s the babyfaces. They CAN grow mustaches, but…okay so with Asian genes, they look 12 until they’re 25, then look 18 until they’re 50, at which point they look 30 until they’re 75, at which point they look 95. So a young Asian man with a mustache is like seeing a toddler in a business suit 🤭
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This is my husband's theory. Asians don't age until they age. 35 to 100 overnight 🤣
 
This is my husband's theory. Asians don't age until they age. 35 to 100 overnight 🤣
💯%‼️ No one will ever know how old Ming-Na Wen is

At least you eye rolled yourself
@SirConradPeckereye should ALWAYS roll his eyes at himself

Dick score is killing me

And you can share screens? 😱
Yes! We’ve been using it to watch movies and TV together since the pandemic lockdown started and theatres closed in spring 2020, and have just kept it up since then. It can be used to stream games to a smaller group of people (as opposed to large Twitch audiences) and as mentioned above, to watch porn and naked video chat too 🤣
 
💯%‼️ No one will ever know how old Ming-Na Wen is


@SirConradPeckereye should ALWAYS roll his eyes at himself


Yes! We’ve been using it to watch movies and TV together since the pandemic lockdown started and theatres closed in spring 2020, and have just kept it up since then. It can be used to stream games to a smaller group of people (as opposed to large Twitch audiences) and as mentioned above, to watch porn and naked video chat too 🤣
So saying "go" while you both start streaming on TV and then get confused when your ads are at different spots is not the way to watch media together? Opps 🤣

(Also I can't find a share screen button?)
 
I have no idea. 🤷‍♀️ I’m pretty sure it’s a screen sharing app where you “score” dicks and then give dicks a score. And the ones you like, you can keep if you subscribe to their sister app, dicksstored
You seem to have a lot of enthusiasm for this new app, I always thought most women treated dick pics the same way I do the next day with the shame and delete button they deserve 🤔
 
So saying "go" while you both start streaming on TV and then get confused when your ads are at different spots is not the way to watch media together? Opps 🤣

(Also I can't find a share screen button?)
I sometimes do that too, but it’s easier if 1 person is able to screen share and the others don’t mind a slight drop in quality. Works better with a PC if you’re streaming anything with DRM. If I try to stream TV/movies from my iPhone or iPad, it blacks out the screen 🤬

I do walk bow legged cause my dick is so big and swings around like an elephant truck in between my legs
The blessing and the curse of being well-endowed

Is that one of the categories?
Write-in categories are allowed, and some of the best will be included. I added like 8 write-in categories this morning

You seem to have a lot of enthusiasm for this new app, I always thought most women treated dick pics the same way I do the next day with the shame and delete button they deserve 🤔
Did you miss @PlanetaryNebula ’s birthday extravaganza?
 
I sometimes do that too, but it’s easier if 1 person is able to screen share and the others don’t mind a slight drop in quality. Works better with a PC if you’re streaming anything with DRM. If I try to stream TV/movies from my iPhone or iPad, it blacks out the screen 🤬


The blessing and the curse of being well-endowed


Write-in categories are allowed, and some of the best will be included. I added like 8 write-in categories this morning


Did you miss @PlanetaryNebula ’s birthday extravaganza?
41 dick picks and beyond baby
 
Writes “didn’t send Nebs birthday dick ☹️” in Shane’s file and shuffles it to the bottom of the pile
I'm guessing the 41 she received more than made up for it.

It does make me wonder would men be better at remembering special occasions if they involved getting an erection (it has to be erect in a dick pic surely🤔)
 
I'm guessing the 41 she received more than made up for it.

It does make me wonder would men be better at remembering special occasions if they involved getting an erection (it has to be erect in a dick pic surely🤔)

Hmm…I don’t recall erections being a requirement…?
 
I'm guessing the 41 she received more than made up for it.

It does make me wonder would men be better at remembering special occasions if they involved getting an erection (it has to be erect in a dick pic surely🤔)

I feel like there's a Pavlov & classical conditioning joke to be made in here somewhere, but I'm too far gone on sleep gummies to put it together
 
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