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@Kitty_so_frisky strawberries are mainly water wouldn't the cooler climate help?
Not if you want them more flavorful and less watery like the white-inside strawberries everyone mentioned earlier! The sweeter berries (and sweeter fruits in general) are grown in warmer climates

Should I start putting affirmations like this into some pretty designs so they can be printed? 😍
Yes please! And maybe some decals for the full-length mirror on the back of the bathroom door 🤔

I feel like I need to be clicking and tapping like Fred Astaire all over these posts anymore.
Rule #3: click every emoji! Except @BrendaD ‘s 😜

Ohhhh 🙈😂 I would definitely get teeth marks tatted if my partner asked
Yeah, I think he was hinting he wanted my bites tattooed on his inner thigh 😋
 
It’s the babyfaces. They CAN grow mustaches, but…okay so with Asian genes, they look 12 until they’re 25, then look 18 until they’re 50, at which point they look 30 until they’re 75, at which point they look 95. So a young Asian man with a mustache is like seeing a toddler in a business suit 🤭
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Yes. The stores themselves are much smaller than supermarkets


I feel that too. They’re still amazing and so much fun though 😊


#3 is “click every emoji.” That can be…#6?


Isn’t strawberry-picking among the most labor-intensive and hazardous types of harvesting? They’re low to the ground (i.e. hard on the back) and would tear up hands without special gloves. Laborers don’t get paid nearly enough for it! Couldn’t imagine paying to do it myself


So…not the kind that could suffocate a fully-grown adult? 🥺


Can I get this printed in like decorative wall art of some kind? I need reminders like this daily!


I’m skeptical that such a cooler climate can grow better strawberries, but would be willing to try them 😋


Oh it’s not me. Just a random pic the previous guy I was talking to sent me. (Not his pic either He liked bites and tattoos and the thought of combining the two 🫦


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Lol, not Your rules of Lit, it's a list of things you only hear here. Oh, and we've come up with oath as well
 
Mrow! Just finished watching episode 2 of The Brothers Sun and episode 2 of Shogun with gamer friends via Discord. Monday tradition to watch shows together, and movies on Friday 🤓


Oooooh okay…where can I see this list?
I don’t know what any of that means. I think you and your friends in seperate locations all watched the same shows at the same time through another media platform called dick cord
 
Not if you want them more flavorful and less watery like the white-inside strawberries everyone mentioned earlier! The sweeter berries (and sweeter fruits in general) are grown in warmer climates

I've been ducking in and out all night, I missed the white on the inside bit, 13 year old me spent a summer picking them, that happens when you pick them too early and refrigerate them, no food will have its full flavour if it's not ripe.

Tropical fruits do tend to taste sweeter, or at the very least not sour
 
I've been ducking in and out all night, I missed the white on the inside bit, 13 year old me spent a summer picking them, that happens when you pick them too early and refrigerate them, no food will have its full flavour if it's not ripe.

Tropical fruits do tend to taste sweeter, or at the very least not sour
They make you taste better too
 
Mrow! Just finished watching episode 2 of The Brothers Sun and episode 2 of Shogun with gamer friends via Discord. Monday tradition to watch shows together, and movies on Friday 🤓
Monday is my Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel watch night with my kid --her first time through it (I've stopped counting). Movies on Saturdays, usually.
 
Monday is my Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel watch night with my kid --her first time through it (I've stopped counting). Movies on Saturdays, usually.

I remember you mentioning that! And in case I forgot to mention, I briefly attended the HS where they filmed that, and the graduation and series finale eps were my favorite, for obvious reasons 🐉💥
 
Yes, exactly that 🤣

Discord mostly started out as smaller, private chat servers for gamers and other niche communities, but kinda exploded into all kinds of stuff. They have voice and video chat, and a screen share feature that’s amazing, and bad Kitty that I am, you just KNOW I’ve also abused the fuck out of it by having a member of Team Kitty play porn while we naked video chatted 🤭 So yeah…all the dick cords 🤣
Bad kitty!
*runs to download dick score
 
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