Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Ok .. well you post whores have really lived up to your names and we’ve clearly passed 3000 and I haven’t posted any award categories… I was kind of busy getting stabbed with needles this weekend and enjoying the sunshine.

I’ll try to get categories posted today.

You called me a whore. *blushes* Thank you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay… um…that’s kinky…

Well I got my septum pierced and I got a tattoo … so it’s accurate

 

[crazychemgirl]

You called me a whore. *blushes* Thank you.

Well… now I know

 

[BrendaBear]

You called me a whore. *blushes* Thank you.

I was thinking about that too…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok .. well you post whores have really lived up to your names and we’ve clearly passed 3000 and I haven’t posted any award categories… I was kind of busy getting stabbed with needles this weekend and enjoying the sunshine.

I’ll try to get categories posted today.

I was busy with the same thing and I still managed to whore it up. Just saying.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was busy with the same thing and I still managed to whore it up. Just saying.

You got your septum pierced and got a tattoo?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You got your septum pierced and got a tattoo?

Just the tattoo, but it was a 3.5 hour session.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just the tattoo, but it was a 3.5 hour session.

Awesome!!!! Tattoo buddies!!

 

[Bry1313]

Just the tattoo, but it was a 3.5 hour session.

And whored it up at the same time? Did the tattoo artist mind?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And whored it up at the same time? Did the tattoo artist mind?

Nah, turns out tattoo artists respect sex work. Who knew

 

[crazychemgirl]

Welcome to the 3rd Round of the Completely Famous Sex & Shenanigans Awards

We’re Celebrating 3000 Pages of Shenanigans

These Awards are for ALL OF YOU… you guys are what make this place what it is. The fun, inclusive, chaotic crazy mess it is. So thank you all.

Ok … are you ready?

There are 10 Categories and you can nominate up to 3 posters per category. You can also write in a category nomination .. if it’s funny enough it might get included as an honourable mention.

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[Apisto42]

Nah, turns out tattoo artists respect sex work. Who knew

Tattoo parlor with complimentary glory hole booths attached?

 

[crazychemgirl]

1. Poster who is always ready to jump in for some sexy adventures.. aka The Quagmire

2. Most Sarcastic Poster

3. Poster who always brings the Sexy Energy

4. Poster who never misses a thing .. aka The Armageddon Award

5. Poster who always has a helpful or friendly comment … aka the friendly neighbor award

6. Poster who always shares a lot … aka the TMI Award

7. Poster who only pops in and out occasionally .. aka the Whack-A-Mole award

8. Poster who always does what they are told .. aka The Teachers Pet Award

9. S&S popular category .. Best Newcomer

10. First ever S&S dual award … posters who make the best (or worst) couple on lit (friends or enemies.. you decide)

 

[crazychemgirl]

As before … please PM me with your nominations … and winners will be announced… whenever I fucking feel like it.

 

[lavendersilk]

1. Poster who is always ready to jump in for some sexy adventures.. aka The Quagmire

2. Most Sarcastic Poster

3. Poster who always brings the Sexy Energy

4. Poster who never misses a thing .. aka The Armageddon Award

5. Poster who always has a helpful or friendly comment … aka the friendly neighbor award

6. Poster who always shares a lot … aka the TMI Award

7. Poster who only pops in and out occasionally .. aka the Whack-A-Mole award

8. Poster who always does what they are told .. aka The Teachers Pet Award

9. S&S popular category .. best newcomer

10. First ever S&S dual award … posters who make the best (or worst) couple on lit (friends or enemies.. you decide)

These are catagories are killing me. They are perfect.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

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[lavendersilk]

Now I have to remember names without avatars...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now I have to remember names without avatars...

sometimes I find it helpful to go through random pages over the past 1000 and just remind myself of things that happened … then you can start a reply message.. then just copy / paste it into a PM

 

[crazychemgirl]

**** serendipitous that “I don’t wanna miss a thing” is playing on radio right now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

sometimes I find it helpful to go through random pages over the past 1000 and just remind myself of things that happened … then you can start a reply message.. then just copy / paste it into a PM

I apologize in advance and in retrospect for anything you find that I caused. I was probably drunk. Or really, really bored.

 

[Bry1313]

Now I have to remember names without avatars...

For nicest……bry1313 obvi

 

[__Nathan1968]

sometimes I find it helpful to go through random pages over the past 1000 and just remind myself of things that happened … then you can start a reply message.. then just copy / paste it into a PM

Screen capture the Avs and send in the ballot like it’s a Denny’s menu.

 

[lavendersilk]

For nicest……bry1313 obvi

Is that why you changed your avatar?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I got reassigned to sub at the middle school today. I'm hungover and these kids are feral. This whiny bird is extra whiny.

Soo soon sorry....

 

[lavendersilk]

I apologize in advance and in retrospect for anything you find that I caused. I was probably drunk. Or really, really bored.

Oh, don't you worry... "honorable mention" award in your future I'm sure.