Sex & Shenanigans

[Cyber_Bella]

Say, "G'day" with your beautiful and talented butt.

If she can talk out of her butt, she’s gonna be awfully fun at parties!

 

[morelikeasong]

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Are these real? Idk why I always assumed Australia was only one time zone

 

[Cyber_Bella]

https://c.tadst.com/gfx/750w/tzmap-australia-nz.png?1

 

[Mav Unlimited]

He just blew his load after that.

Not just him.

 

[lavendersilk]

Are these real? Idk why I always assumed Australia was only one time zone

Apparently.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Say, "G'day" with your beautiful and talented butt.

My butt doesn't make noises. Ever. Like a proper fucking lady.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I just enjoy the Alice Springs Chicken from Outback Steakhouse.

 

[Bry1313]

Are these real? Idk why I always assumed Australia was only one time zone

Australia is huge. If you pretend to be Australian I’ll add you to my harem.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_in_Australia

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Not just him.

G'day mate

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Not just him.

Ohhhh go suck on your donut.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

G'day mate

Um…

Okay. I need @aussiegeekygal to translate that for me.

 

[morelikeasong]

Australia is huge. If you pretend to be Australian I’ll add you to my harem.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_in_Australia

I can’t do an Australian accent but I did once spend an entire night out at the bars speaking with a British accent and telling everyone I was Eloise from Hampshire.

 

[Bry1313]

I can’t do an Australian accent but I did once spend an entire night out at the bars speaking with a British accent and telling everyone I was Eloise from Hampshire.

Added

 

[lavendersilk]

I can’t do an Australian accent but I did once spend an entire night out at the bars speaking with a British accent and telling everyone I was Eloise from Hampshire.

Bet you got a lot of free drinks.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Um…

Okay. I need @aussiegeekygal to translate that for me.

It means "wanna fuck?"

 

[Bry1313]

It means "wanna fuck?"

Yes

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Ohhhh go suck on your donut.

I’m pretty good at sucking at on other stuff too.

 

[BrendaBear]

It means "wanna fuck?"

I have several Australian friends… and I am pretty sure they wouldn’t argue with that.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m pretty good at sucking at on other stuff too.

Popsicles?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

It means "wanna fuck?"

Yeah matette.

And just so I don’t fall behind next time, how do you say “Nice shoes!” down under?

 

[lavendersilk]

I have several Australian friends… and I am pretty sure they wouldn’t argue with that.

Stop bragging we get it you got friends.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Stop bragging we get it you got friends.

Like... in person?!

 

[Bry1313]

Stop bragging we get it you got friends.

I hate these “I have friends” people here, lording it over the rest of us

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I’m pretty good at sucking at on other stuff too.

Well I’d ask you to elaborate, but I tried that once already and there was no response.
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51ieCRNsulL.jpg

 

[morelikeasong]

Bet you got a lot of free drinks.

Absolutely. My friend was also doing it with me. The two of us were a fucking dynamic duo when we used to go out. I miss those days. Now I’m all responsible and such