Sex & Shenanigans

[BodieOhl]

So does that make it hurt more or less when I slam my foot into something like a dumbass?

Depends if your foot hits the dumbass in a soft spot or not.

 

[crazychemgirl]

FIXED IT FUCKERS

*ahem … no thank you.

I would rather make @Bry1313’s dick the screensaver on my phone, computer and a poster on my fridge than have BP around in any form of sexual situation.

 

[MissLabelled]

All this talk of had me wishing I’d have someone at home to fill my pie plate!

 

[dawn_of_night]

*ahem … no thank you.

I would rather make @Bry1313 ’s dick the screensaver on my phone, computer and a poster on my fridge than have BP around in any form of sexual situation.

My bad,
A girl can dream..

 

[dawn_of_night]

My bad,
A girl can dream..

Can I still have that ?

 

[crazychemgirl]

All this talk of had me wishing I’d have someone at home to fill my pie plate!

And by fill your pie plate … you mean ACTUAL pie?

Or is this another euphemism

 

[lavendersilk]

And by fill your pie plate … you mean ACTUAL pie?

Or is this another euphemism

In a perfect world it is both.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My bad,
A girl can dream..

Also … if you’re unfamiliar… @Bry1313 is like my bestie brother … I LOVE HIM TO PIECES… still don’t wanna see his dick.

 

[MissLabelled]

And by fill your pie plate … you mean ACTUAL pie?

Or is this another euphemism

I would take an actual pie. And the euphemism.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Also … if you’re unfamiliar… @Bry1313 is like my bestie brother … I LOVE HIM TO PIECES… still don’t wanna see his dick.

We have SO MUCH in common!!! I don't wanna see his dick either!

 

[SixShooter14]

I would take an actual pie. And the euphemism.

Well that is quite the pie...plate you've got there.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well that is quite the pie...plate you've got there.

You assume that she eats her pie on a plate…

She could eat it straight outta the pan like a trash panda

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Taking a survey here... good pie or bad pie? Heart this post if I'm right, wow yourself if Bry is.



"This World Famous Earl Grey Tea Pie starts with a layer of tea-infused dark chocolate ganache. The next layer comes as a layer of salty pistachios and is then filled with a heap of tea-infused white chocolate mousse. The pie is then topped with house-made vanilla whipped cream and more pistachios."

 

[BrendaBear]

You assume that she eats her pie on a plate…

She could eat it straight outta the pan like a trash panda

I was thinking off someone’s body… it has to be a sexy body… and clean… or that would be really unpleasant….

 

[crazychemgirl]

Taking a survey here... good pie or bad pie? Heart this post if I'm right, wow yourself if Bry is.

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"This World Famous Earl Grey Tea Pie starts with a layer of tea-infused dark chocolate ganache. The next layer comes as a layer of salty pistachios and is then filled with a heap of tea-infused white chocolate mousse. The pie is then topped with house-made vanilla whipped cream and more pistachios."

how many times do we have to tell you … TEA DOES NOT BELONG IN PIE!!!

Why ruin good chocolate with tea?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Also … if you’re unfamiliar… @Bry1313 is like my bestie brother … I LOVE HIM TO PIECES… still don’t wanna see his dick.

I get it...
I'm not worried about his dick either...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I was thinking off someone’s body… it has to be a sexy body… and clean… or that would be really unpleasant….

So... you don't want me dirty? Okay, I get it...

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Taking a survey here... good pie or bad pie? Heart this post if I'm right, wow yourself if Bry is.

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"This World Famous Earl Grey Tea Pie starts with a layer of tea-infused dark chocolate ganache. The next layer comes as a layer of salty pistachios and is then filled with a heap of tea-infused white chocolate mousse. The pie is then topped with house-made vanilla whipped cream and more pistachios."

I have something better than pie to put in your mouth, babe.

 

[SixShooter14]

You assume that she eats her pie on a plate…

She could eat it straight outta the pan like a trash panda

Well, she had the plate..and it looked clean

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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*subscribed

 

[MissLabelled]

Well that is quite the pie...plate you've got there.

Needs pie.

You assume that she eats her pie on a plate…

She could eat it straight outta the pan like a trash panda

Oh, I definitely trash panda pie eating. It’s best right from the source!
(take that as literally or euphemistically as you wish )

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have something better than pie to put in your mouth, babe.

(As long as it's not a butt plug)

 

[BodieOhl]

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When did you change your hair from blue? It looked good!

 

[AuntieDisco]

*ahem … no thank you.

I would rather make @Bry1313’s dick the screensaver on my phone, computer and a poster on my fridge than have BP around in any form of sexual situation.

I’m so confused after being stuck in a course all day. You love his cock so much??