Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Loofahs are full of bacteria … just sayin

Use a fresh one each time. My sister grows them.

 

[UnquietDreams]

How do I get in your freezer?

Well, for starters you can buy me a drink.

Oh, sorry, wrong joke

 

[MissLabelled]

Loofahs are full of bacteria … just sayin

So are the penises he is trying to make a euphemism about!

 

[base10]

How do I get in your freezer?

I have a step stool. But it's probably easier just to grab a chocolate bar out of the freezer.

You do you, get in if you want

 

[BrendaBear]

I wield a mean loofah. And by "loofah," I mean ... "loofah," I think. I have lost track of the penis euphonisms today.

Loofahs are full of bacteria … just sayin

Maybe other stuff too, after UnquietDreams has used it… ‍

 

[UnquietDreams]

So are the penises he is trying to make a euphemism about!

I currently only have the one, and I keep it quiet clean, thank you.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Imagine if we had 5 tiny dicks instead of one…tiny one.

SMH we cannot even think with the big head and the little head at the same time...

 

[BrendaBear]

girl on girl... nice

Girl on girl on girl is better… just sayin…

 

[hotoldrguy]

girl on girl... nice

This is pretty much a girl on girl thread, The guys are allowed to watch and can use either their left or right hand or sit on their hand...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I wield a mean loofah. And by "loofah," I mean ... "loofah," I think. I have lost track of the penis euphonisms today.

You do have a penis right????
I'm sure it'll be fine... As long as... It doesn't look like this...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fine, I hear by apologize to anyone who had that tattoo, spelled correctly or not.

Thank you.

I took it personally. I don't care about the rest of them! Lmao

 

[dawn_of_night]

girl on girl... nice

I'll take the middle, common.

 

[dawn_of_night]

@Broken_paladin on @dawn_of_night on @crazychemgirl is better… just sayin…

FIXED IT FUCKERS

 

[BodieOhl]

Just put it aside for a moment and ravish the poor girl already!

 

[Bry1313]

I don’t even care what kind of pie … I just want pie.

I bought pie

 

[crazychemgirl]

I bought pie

We JUST made up … don’t go starting shit again.

 

[dawn_of_night]

lmao, are we bangin or is this some World Wrestling Federation shit because I think me and CCG would be wanting to choke slam each other more so than anything else.

Who said you got her???

 

[lavendersilk]

I bought pie

What kind?

 

[Bry1313]

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I cant unsee that

 

[BrendaBear]

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So does that make it hurt more or less when I slam my foot into something like a dumbass?

 

[Bry1313]

Is it?? I was trying to get @Broken_paladin ...
But after that shit show.... I'm a little ... I'm gonna wash my hair.... For the rest of my life....

You can definitely do better, we all know this

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We JUST made up … don’t go starting shit again.

I like how you just assume he's starting shit

 

[crazychemgirl]

I like how you just assume he's starting shit

well it’s very antagonistic to dangle pies in front of someone’s face who DOESN’T have pie … just sayin.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok … which is better… British chocolate, American chocolate, Belgian chocolate or Swiss chocolate??

This kind of chocolate

 

[Bry1313]

lmao, are we bangin or is this some World Wrestling Federation shit because I think me and CCG would be wanting to choke slam each other more so than anything else.

Dude