morelikeasong
Fairy Princess
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I love my Birkenstocks unabashedlyespecially if they are wearing Birkenstocks
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I love my Birkenstocks unabashedlyespecially if they are wearing Birkenstocks
I'm guessing she has "If you can't stand me at my worst, you don't deserve my best" tattooed on her someplace. Probably misspelled.I'd love to hear about the girl who hears that and says - sign me up for this guy
…I hope you like the way she rolls right off of you too….that generally goes without stating it. But I still cant wait to tell some chick I am about to fill her jizz ditch!!
I like the way it rolls off my tongue.
I love my Birkenstocks unabashedly
Fixed it for you.Hey, we don't need commentary from the peanut gallery, sister!... you're on my side even though I am wrong and don't forget it![]()
You are a fucking gem!!!You say that, nothing and I mean NOTHING, is rolling of your tongue
I'm guessing she has "If you can't stand me at my worst, you don't deserve my best" tattooed on her someplace. Probably misspelled.
That's what I was thinking....…I hope you like the way she rolls right off of you too….![]()
Imagine if we had 5 tiny dicks instead of one…tiny one.
Now there’s some nightmare fuel for you.Imagine if we had 5 tiny dicks instead of one…tiny one.
Hey be nice!I'm guessing she has "If you can't stand me at my worst, you don't deserve my best" tattooed on her someplace. Probably misspelled.
We’d be five times as much of dickheads as we are now.Imagine if we had 5 tiny dicks instead of one…tiny one.
Ok … which is better… British chocolate, American chocolate, Belgian chocolate or Swiss chocolate??
Is it?? I was trying to get @Broken_paladin ...My penis is available. Or a cigar. Or Irish...pie? Or words ...
I'm confused, what are we talking about now?
Fine, I hear by apologize to anyone who had that tattoo, spelled correctly or not.Hey be nice!
Hey girl …Is it?? I was trying to get @Broken_paladin ...
But after that shit show.... I'm a little ... I'm gonna wash my hair.... For the rest of my life....![]()
Why does this make me think of most of the business meetings I have been in (all fully clothed, you pervs)… when the dick head brings in his team to help him make his point…Imagine if we had 5 tiny dicks instead of one…tiny one.
Smh. No. Just. No.that generally goes without stating it. But I still cant wait to tell some chick I am about to fill her jizz ditch!!
I like the way it rolls off my tongue.
What's up baby dollHey girl …![]()
SwissOk … which is better… British chocolate, American chocolate, Belgian chocolate or Swiss chocolate??
I wield a mean loofah. And by "loofah," I mean ... "loofah," I think. I have lost track of the penis euphonisms today.Is it?? I was trying to get @Broken_paladin ...
But after that shit show.... I'm a little ... I'm gonna wash my hair.... For the rest of my life....![]()
Loofahs are full of bacteria … just sayinI wield a mean loofah. And by "loofah," I mean ... "loofah," I think. I have lost track of the penis euphoniums today
How do I get in your freezer?There is Swiss currently in my freezer, so will go with that. Dark chocolate with sea salt