"I've got some Irish in me. Would you care for some Irish in you?" Never had the nerve to try that one.I feel like this is where someone would usually say "well, I can put a little french in you <eyebrow raise > <eyebrow raise>" but I'm a proper lady so ...
"well, I can put a little french in you <eyebrow raise > <eyebrow raise>, please"
My first night in NYC, a roommate asked me if I wanted to share a pie.Don’t they call it a pizza pie?
For some reason my first thought was whiskey... then I realized nope, he meant penis.
I am just really surprised this took as long as it did to show up.
I can go either way, honestly. Big fan of a nice Redbreast...
Mine are pretty white unless I go out in the sun...
I really really want a sweetie pie… but that is a person, not a meal… okay, maybe a meal also…
I will happily shade them for you. I am nice that way. Well, I am nice a lot of ways...
Sometimes a cigar is just a penis. I mean a cigar.Me too.
**psssst … that’s not how you use that. But nice try though.there is a whole sub category for cream pies on pornhub if you need it .. some of those jizz ditches are kinda full though
I had to read that 3 timesI really really want a sweetie pie… but that is a person, not a meal… okay, maybe a meal also…
see @EnbyKnight ?????
I mean.... It's not impossible
Mr. President.... Is that you?
I give up
Except you’re wrong.
I'd rather you use your penis than your words....
Smh...
You say that, nothing and I mean NOTHING, is rolling of your tongue
My penis is available. Or a cigar. Or Irish...pie? Or words ...
