Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

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What?

 

[BrendaBear]

Don’t be such a jizz ditch

OMG! I hadn’t heard that before!! Now I’ll be giggling about it all morning!

 

[morelikeasong]

What?

I’m not sure how to answer this. Are you confused about what is funny? Or what my FB feed is?

 

[Bry1313]

I’m not sure how to answer this. Are you confused about what is funny? Or what my FB feed is?

Or both?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Or both?

Have to go with Bry on this one

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

its nowhere near as cool as cavernous cunt

Cavernous cunt is soooooo 2023.

 

[Bry1313]

its nowhere near as cool as cavernous cunt

 

[Bry1313]

Cavernous cunt is soooooo 2023.

Also, someone beat that joke so far into the ground it may never be found again.

 

[BrendaBear]

Cavernous cunt is soooooo 2023.

 

[BrendaBear]

Cavernous cunt is soooooo 2023.

So now I am picturing many years in the future, old timers sitting on a country porch, drinking lemonade, reminiscing and one says:

“I remember back in ‘23, we had those roving bands of cavernous cunts running in the streets, wreaking havoc everywhere they fucked…”

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I know, gotta love the classic, kinda like how I am viewing you an CCG this morning.

I'm the one in the middle. And so is CCG. We're practically twins.

 

[__Nathan1968]

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5:00 is for slurpin’ on a cold one. Dawn already got in trouble for making a similar comment, so I’m sitting this one out.

 

[Bry1313]

I'm the one in the middle. And so is CCG. We're practically twins.

I’m the mother, I’m a little gassy.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am still giggling about @crazychemgirl ’s “jizz ditch” joke….

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

One of my party tricks is that I can recite like 20 digits of pi (it used to be my ringtone)(I know, I know, I seem like I’d be so fun at parties)

This is possibly the hottest post you’ve ever made.

 

[MissLabelled]

Cavernous cunt is soooooo 2023.

Well you see, mine was installed back in ... oh, you're referring to the expression!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The best kind of nerdery is personally, painfully, pointlessly, pedantic nerdery.

Happy Pi days perverts.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cavernous cunt is soooooo 2023.

This!


We have to grow and evolve … and so does our vocabulary. If you’re not trying to think of new and inventive word combinations on a daily basis… what are you even doing?

 

[morelikeasong]

Have to go with Bry on this one

They say if you have to explain it, it kills the joke but…

FB feed is Facebook’s homepage that shows you what all your friends are posting. And apparently one of my friends was asking about cunnilingus at 9am.

There we go. I’m becoming a better person @crazychemgirl ! Community service for the old guys

 

[morelikeasong]

The best kind of nerdery is personally, painfully, pointlessly, pedantic nerdery.

Happy Pi days perverts.

I love this.

 

[hotoldrguy]

They say if you have to explain it, it kills the joke but…

FB feed is Facebook’s homepage that shows you what all your friends are posting. And apparently one of my friends was asking about cunnilingus at 9am.

There we go. I’m becoming a better person @crazychemgirl ! Community service for the old guys

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[SixShooter14]

They say if you have to explain it, it kills the joke but…

FB feed is Facebook’s homepage that shows you what all your friends are posting. And apparently one of my friends was asking about cunnilingus at 9am.

There we go. I’m becoming a better person @crazychemgirl ! Community service for the old guys

Wait... You get posts from friends on your feed?

Mine is 50% ads, 40% 'recommendations', and 10% reels or shorts or whatever FB calls them.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Wait... You get posts from friends on your feed?

Mine is 50% ads, 40% 'recommendations', and 10% reels or shorts or whatever FB calls them.

so you are saying you have no friends?

 

[Wand3rlust]

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It's the 14.03.24.

You lot are weird.

 

[morelikeasong]

Wait... You get posts from friends on your feed?

Mine is 50% ads, 40% 'recommendations', and 10% reels or shorts or whatever FB calls them.

I mostly get posts from groups I’m in because that’s what I primarily use FB for. But in the past couple months I’ve started getting like 50% posts from random recipe groups that I’m not a member of?