Sex & Shenanigans

[AuntieDisco]

I go down the list 1-6 and just go naked on day 7...

Maybe that’s why nobody wants to see you on day 7.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Which is the "right way" to get ready?

1. makeup, outfit, hair
2. outfit, makeup, hair
3. hair, makeup, outfit
4. makeup, hair, outfit
5. outfit, hair, makeup
6. hair, outfit, makeup

Coffee, pants, shoes. That is about as good as I get.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Maybe that’s why nobody wants to see you on day 7.

What makes you think we want to see him days 1-6?

(sorry... couldn't resist)

 

[AuntieDisco]

What makes you think we want to see him days 1-6?

(sorry... couldn't resist)

Aww….but he looks so pretty then.

What am I even talking about? My beef with this one is everlasting so please pick away…

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Maybe that’s why nobody wants to see you on day 7.

Oh you know you wanna look! Perv!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Oh you know you wanna look! Perv!

Eww….you’re like my twin (just less evil and a year younger).

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

What makes you think we want to see him days 1-6?

(sorry... couldn't resist)

Because you know you wanna click on the emojis you perv!

Aww….but he looks so pretty then.

What am I even talking about? My beef with this one is everlasting so please pick away…

Don't make me find gruesome pics to send you!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Eww….you’re like my twin (just less evil and a year younger).

Aka you adore me!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Because you know you wanna click on the emojis you perv!

Oh you silly boy! I click on @Lmizzler emojis

Don't make me find gruesome pics to send you!

You have to stop getting embarrassed of that wound on your ass, getting bitten by a dog is perfectly normal…I think.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh you dilly boy! I click on @Lmizzler emojis

You have to stop getting embarrassed of that wound on your ass, getting bitten by a dog is perfectly normal…I think.

So this is normal then?

 

[AuntieDisco]

Aka you adore me!

I adore you so much you have no idea!
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[AuntieDisco]

So this is normal then?

I’m not clicking on it!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’m not clicking on it!

Then you won't be able to give me your professional opinion, rude!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Then you won't be able to give me your professional opinion, rude!

I’m not a medical professional!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’m not a medical professional!

I just said "professional", not "medical professional" so quit putting words in my mouth!

 

[Strixaluco]

I’m with Strix.

And even for the same reasons!

 

[lavendersilk]

That depends. What did you do to your 3 old best friends?

Yes... what did you do with them?

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m looking for 3 new best friends … any takers?

Is this position taken?

 

[AuntieDisco]

I just said "professional", not "medical professional" so quit putting words in my mouth!

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[Deleted member 1498366]

I’m looking for 3 new best friends … any takers?

Where do I submit my application?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I love you @crazychemgirl

 

[crazychemgirl]

I need to replace these 3 fuckers.

https://ibb.co/Ks7w4kJ
https://ibb.co/nnSqzzg
https://ibb.co/dbvNdCW

 

[servant_heart]

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that took way too long for me to get

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I need to replace these 3 fuckers.

#3 is pretty hot.

 

[crazychemgirl]

#3 is pretty hot.

I mean…. Facts.