Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

No.

You say that, until Death rolls up and says, "Yup, they 'et you all up!" Because he talks like that.

 

[lavendersilk]

You say that, until Death rolls up and says, "Yup, they 'et you all up!" Because he talks like that.

Lol, they can have my body. I don't need it anymore.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Yellow/Lemon a.k.a. Pledge flavor...

Pledge is delicious.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lol, they can have my body. I don't need it anymore.

Well, they offed you too. There were plans, secret meetings. They were going to record minutes to the meetings, but no one had a thumb, so they couldn't write. But no, the plan was epic, and your end tragic. We wept. Wept, and rent our garments from the weeping. It was a whole thing.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s the best flavor!

We're going to fight over the lemon ones, aren't we?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you implying my cats will eat me?

Yes.

Depending on the circumstances in which you die… if you die in the house and no one notices for awhile.. and your cats get hungry.


To be fair, your dog probably would too… he / she would just feel guilty about it.

The cat would not.

 

[lavendersilk]

Well, they offed you too. There were plans, secret meetings. They were going to record minutes to the meetings, but no one had a thumb, so they couldn't write. But no, the plan was epic, and your end tragic. We wept. Wept, and rent our garments from the weeping. It was a whole thing.

I'm not mad at this.

 

[morelikeasong]

You can have mine when I forget to buy the all pinks bag.

I will trade you for the pinks in my bag! I do like them, but lemon has my heart

We're going to fight over the lemon ones, aren't we?

No fighting, you will give them to me without argument

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm not mad at this.

Well, if you gotta go, you gotta go.

And "Killed by the pussy" will look great on the tombstone. Instant internet fame. And that is kind of like living forever.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No fighting, you will give them to me without argument

No, I will wrestle you for them.

Then I will give them to you without argument.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Orange.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I just called out of work for the morning. Just because the thought of another 14-hour day was just too soul- crushing.

Happy Wednesday, everyone!

Hugs & nuggs?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hugs & nuggs?

Always!

 

[lavendersilk]

I really want some chicken nuggets right now...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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Orange

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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Do I get to meet Satan?

1) what fucken took ya so long?
And
2) can I take your horse for one last ride?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I really want some chicken nuggets right now...

Do it up!

 

[Bambear99]

I really want some chicken nuggets right now...

Honey, BBQ, or honey mustard dipping sauce?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Honey, BBQ, or honey mustard dipping sauce?

Or sweet and sour!!!


Or is that a Canadian thing too

 

[Bambear99]

Or sweet and sour!!!


Or is that a Canadian thing too

If I’m going the fast food chicken route, it’s Popeyes and honey mustard.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you implying my cats will eat me?

I once had a boss who had a rental property. The renter died and was not discovered for a while. And his cats did start eating him.

My boss adopted the cats. The only decent thing that jackass ever did in his life. I was very upset those cats hadn’t developed a taste for human flesh.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Or sweet and sour!!!


Or is that a Canadian thing too

Sweet and sour is good. So is straight honey

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Do I get to meet Satan?

Sorry, wrong house. I ain’t got any reaping to do here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Orange but I could be convinced to ditch pink too. Yellow and red are the only decent sugar plastic tiles.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I once had a boss who had a rental property. The renter died and was not discovered for a while. And his cats did start eating him.

My boss adopted the cats. The only decent thing that jackass ever did in his life. I was very upset those cats hadn’t developed a taste for human flesh.

I think any animal trapped in a house without an alternative food source will indeed eat its dead owner. I would want my dogs to eat me versus starving