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Sugar, you have no idea. For someone whose ethnicity is frequently mistaken, my ancestry is so northern European I should make Jim Gaffigan look ethnic. Conan O'Brian should look swarthy next to me.

The whitest things about me:
-my pallet can handle zero heat
-I will try to pet & love any Danger Kitty or Toothy Teddy Bear, if the opportunity arises
That's what my wife thought.
Then she took one of those ancestry DNA tests. Hoooo boy! That opened a can of worms!
 
I went to a colleague’s wedding. He was Irish and his to be wife was West Indian. And the girl’s family ordered the food for dinner, buffet style. The food was pungent and spicy. And there were no safe options. lol.

And then we all danced soca - all night long.

I have never seen so many alarmed Irish people dancing in one place before, since or after.
 
That's what my wife thought.
Then she took one of those ancestry DNA tests. Hoooo boy! That opened a can of worms!
I took one too… but I wanted to compare my percentages with my parents… to see if it mathematically worked out. Shocking! It doesn’t. 🤣🤣🤣

But Ancestry.com was kind enough to let me know that I am somehow related to my mother, and my father!

There goes my “adopted” defence. 🤣🤣🤣
 
I took one too… but I wanted to compare my percentages with my parents… to see if it mathematically worked out. Shocking! It doesn’t. 🤣🤣🤣

But Ancestry.com was kind enough to let me know that I am somehow related to my mother, and my father!

There goes my “adopted” defence. 🤣🤣🤣
Can you imagine!!! Sorry we have VERY SURPRISING NEWS FUR YOU 🤣 😆 😝
 
That's what my wife thought.
Then she took one of those ancestry DNA tests. Hoooo boy! That opened a can of worms!
Yep, I love genealogy. I can trace one line to Tunisia in 200AD. However, my DNA only reflects late ancestors of northern Europe. I've done both ancestry & 23 and me. I'm extra super pasty.
 
Yep, I love genealogy. I can trace one line to Tunisia in 200AD. However, my DNA only reflects late ancestors of northern Europe. I've done both ancestry & 23 and me. I'm extra super pasty.
That is amazing you found records going back that far. My mom has done genealogy since the 70’s, and was one of the few things I did with her. I hadn’t thought about it before, but I am also of Northern European background. So I guess I am particularly white too. 🤣🤣🤣
 
My DNA test showed that my paternal parents were from Scotland and my maternal parents were from Great Britain (Wales)
All of which I already knew. What I didn't know is, I still have family in Scotland
 
Uh, I married a brown man and still got pasty white kids...

And, my cheeks get color at, um, certain times. I don't need help in that department as they are like two red flags announcing to the world that I either want some, or just got some🤷‍♀️
Do you regularly think of that episode of the Naked Ape that talks about this response at the time? Cause I gotta say Desmond Morris’s voice ain’t yet killed a boner but he’s come close once or twice.
 
Sugar, you have no idea. For someone whose ethnicity is frequently mistaken, my ancestry is so northern European I should make Jim Gaffigan look ethnic. Conan O'Brian should look swarthy next to me.

The whitest things about me:
-my pallet can handle zero heat
-I will try to pet & love any Danger Kitty or Toothy Teddy Bear, if the opportunity arises
That's no bueno when you pastier than Jim Gaffigan!🙄🤣
 
DNA...

I want my dad to do a test so I can know more about his maternal side of the family. (He is an only child.) He probably never will.

I'm pretty dang white... Largest portion of my DNA is 34% French/German, 23% Ashkenazi Jewish, 14% English/Irish... the rest is Ukrainian, Polish and Slovakian.

It fascinates me in a way because I know my mom's side of the family (DNA wise) pretty well and this checks out. My dad's side not so much.
 
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