Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She’s probably going to show up 15 early to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter is gonna have to stare at her while he eats his breakfast.

Heaven breakfast probably rules so hard.

Or is like bland gruel. No in between.

 

[Bry1313]

See @Bry1313 … this is a good response.

I prefer my myths Greek, then I get hot goddesses like Aphrodite, Athena, Artemis and Hera…….mmmmmm, yes please. Or give me Valhalla, that’s the afterlife for me

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Always, always take the time to make the people around me smile every day.
And if I see someone not having a good day, take a second to talk to them, no matter what I’m doing or how “busy” I am.
I’m never too busy for that.

Steps to being a good human
1. Be like Wolfie

 

[crazychemgirl]

Heaven breakfast probably rules so hard.

Or is like bland gruel. No in between.

Why would it be bland gruel?!!


That doesn’t sound very appetizing … even weird breakfast eaters like @Wand3rlust would agree.

 

[morelikeasong]

Confessional.

And @Whiskeyjack has already heard plenty of mine.

Forgive me Daddy, I’ve been a bad girl


That’s how that goes, right?

 

[Taegul]

Speaking of helicockters… sounds like @Taegul has one for me

Hypnotizing to the pussy.

https://forgifs.com/gallery/d/256490-2/Toy-helicopter-scares-cats.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why would it be bland gruel?!!


That doesn’t sound very appetizing … even weird breakfast eaters like @Wand3rlust would agree.

Something about deprivation of material pleasures . I dunno, I only studied philosophy or religion not actual doctrine

 

[BrendaBear]

Omfg this is such a good idea… I should contact my local shelter and see if they need help with that.

I would still end up bringing home a bunch of dogs and cats…

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Forgive me Daddy, I’ve been a bad girl


That’s how that goes, right?

I said this to my husband the other night after I asked if he wanted to role play being a hot priest.

He... wasn't amused.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Heaven breakfast probably rules so hard.

Or is like bland gruel. No in between.

I like how your monkey brain took this turn. Like “oh snap . Breakfast in heaven! Imagine?”
Then the doubt creeps in… “but what if it’s gruel”
I am cracking up at this right now. Thank you

 

[LupineOne]

I said this to my husband the other night after I asked if he wanted to role play being a hot priest.

He... wasn't amused.

But was he aroused?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like how your monkey brain took this turn. Like “oh snap . Breakfast in heaven! Imagine?”
Then the doubt creeps in… “but what if it’s gruel”
I am cracking up at this right now. Thank you

That is exactly how it went down and I can’t tell if I feel attacked or seen right now

 

[MissLabelled]

Any dickhead can flash a nun.
The real heroes are the ones who get the nuns to flash them.

This reminds me of an old joke.

Two nuns were sitting on a park bench when all of a sudden a man in a trench coat flashed them.
The first nun had a stroke, the second nun couldn’t quite reach.

Omfg this is such a good idea… I should contact my local shelter and see if they need help with that.

It’s so rewarding. I ran my own photography business for a while and this a way of giving back. But also, you get to hang out with cuties like this!


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[Wand3rlust]

Why would it be bland gruel?!!


That doesn’t sound very appetizing … even weird breakfast eaters like @Wand3rlust would agree.

isn't the word 'bland' superfluous?
Sounds way too healthy for me.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

But was he aroused?

Unfortunately not. He just asked me to stop

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But was he aroused?

Anger boners are real yo.

 

[DirtyMarine]

I’d like to think things are whatever you want them to be in heaven.

I like how your monkey brain took this turn. Like “oh snap . Breakfast in heaven! Imagine?”
Then the doubt creeps in… “but what if it’s gruel”
I am cracking up at this right now. Thank you

 

[crazychemgirl]

lol like thats ever gonna happen

Not wrong though.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Something about deprivation of material pleasures . I dunno, I only studied philosophy or religion not actual doctrine

Samesies


About philosophy


It’s irritating as fuck

 

[Rj_1954]

I've been told to just jump in if you haven't been on for awhile, sure, where?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’d like to think things are whatever you want them to be in heaven.

Right like a celestial utopia that exists on multiple planes so your heaven doesn’t upset my heaven /I don’t upset yours kinda thing.

I don’t think it works like that but it’s a great concept

 

[MindYaBitness]

Psssst, no one is going to hell, it’s not real.

Yes it is, and all of theys & gays will have gentrifide the fuck out of it before we get there. It is going to be the fabulous Lit conference/reunion we all deserve. Don't ruin my dream!
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[LupineOne]

Unfortunately not. He just asked me to stop

The hell is wrong with him?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Samesies


About philosophy


It’s irritating as fuck

Philosophy? Or religion? Or just existence in general?

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s ok … you can still confess to me in the … confession booth? There’s got to be a better … or more accurate name for that.


@Whiskeyjack ???

Yes, it's called an octagon, I believe