LustyScribe
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Well, that's for the best, because the outfit & talking jive are a combo that should NEVER make an appearance as separates.
What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]
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LustyScribe
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Not wearing a fast charging battery pack...but I'm looking for it!
BrendaBear
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I am still not wearing my strap on with my delightful dildo attachment....
But it is fully charged and ready... I just need my lover to show up....
But it is fully charged and ready... I just need my lover to show up....
LustyScribe
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I'm here, I'm here! Open the door and let me in, please! I'm at your door, not wearing anything but lotion and I think your neighbor's coming out with a flyswatter!
BrendaBear
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No worries... I'll open the door.... but my neighbor is quite nosy! And she'd come out with a shotgun... but when I let you in? Then you are family and under all our protection.
I like that you are wearing lotion... but let me put some more on you... I enjoy that...
Rj_1954
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Did anyone ever watch a tv series called "6 feet under" (2001 - 2005)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0248654/
I'm not wearing casket clothes
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0248654/
I'm not wearing casket clothes
n8Romantic
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My cloven hooves.
RaineDrops
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I’m not wearing a I’m Stupid t-shirt
Bambear99
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I am not wearing anything from the Bellas Hess Style Shop….nor am I setting myself up.
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BrendaBear
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I am not wearing an “I need you to screw my brains out” t-shirt.
Maybe I should though…
Maybe I should though…
~Elizabeth~
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A Laurie Strode costume because it's not Halloween.
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BrendaBear
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~Elizabeth~
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Getting Police and Rescue called out for me.It might make grocery shopping more interesting though…
BrendaBear
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Oh, good point. I was thinking of just getting stuff from the shelves. Reaching for the last one and someone else reaches for it too… “that is my f-ing pepper, bitch! Back off!!!”Getting Police and Rescue called out for me.
~Elizabeth~
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I can be like that without the costume some days. I fucking hate grocery shopping.Oh, good point. I was thinking of just getting stuff from the shelves. Reaching for the last one and someone else reaches for it too… “that is my f-ing pepper, bitch! Back off!!!”
BrendaBear
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I can see why, they look a bit awkward…
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1C677vyCYBuNkSnaVq6AMsVXam/Reflective-Life-Vest-For-Dogs-Pet-Swim-Life-Jacket-Dog-Life-Vest-For-Swimming-Trainning-Bright.jpg_640x640.jpg
I am not wearing my swimsuit…
hotoldrguy
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I am not wearing a speedo
hotoldrguy
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I had to google it too.I was going to say a slowdo in response to the above but on the off chance I googled it and OMG am I so glad I did
I am not wearing any branded outerwear.
BrendaBear
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I am not wearing a red sparkly disco minidress.
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