Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

View attachment 2326481@crazychemgirl most of my funny, non-incrimintaing photos are either of (non-sex) toys or of my cat’s anus. So here’s some Sunday cat bunghole for you.

Years ago, I watched what I considered to be the funniest bit on “The Kids In The Hall” where they were aliens who travelled millions of miles to use anal probes on humans. One of them had a photo album collection of butthole pics. I did not know that was actually a thing, until now.



The best part was “the only thing we have learned is that 1 in 5 don’t really mind.”

 

[Strixaluco]

We only get snow a few days out here. Last year, we got a heavy snowstorm in mid-April. Really did a number on the trees, since they had all started to sprout leaves.

We still have over 30cm left in my city. It will be gone in April, but occasionally there's snowfall even in May. I remember a few orienteering competitions on May 1st in a few centimeters of fresh snow...

But trees won't sprout leaves before May. Mid-May here, approximately. Only the earliest bushes start in April.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Welp crying now. This is so amazing and beautiful. From a gender non conforming person with an unsupportive dad, cheers to you.

Fortunately, our son has a great group of friends, many of whom also put the Q+ in LGBTQ+.
Unfortunately, not all of them have supportive parents. So we try to be that safe place for them, as much as we can.

 

[BrendaBear]

Fortunately, our son has a great group of friends, many of whom also put the Q+ in LGBTQ+.
Unfortunately, not all of them have supportive parents. So we try to be that safe place for them, as much as we can.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/on0ugxi17bMAAAAC/totally-awesome-text.gif

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Fortunately, our son has a great group of friends, many of whom also put the Q+ in LGBTQ+.
Unfortunately, not all of them have supportive parents. So we try to be that safe place for them, as much as we can.

I wish I could buy you a drink

 

[Dubinsky]

Hi everyone.

Watching the Oscars. It’s been a busy month.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I wish I could buy you a drink

I'm game.

 

[Dubinsky]

We still have over 30cm left in my city. It will be gone in April, but occasionally there's snowfall even in May. I remember a few orienteering competitions on May 1st in a few centimeters of fresh snow...

But trees won't sprout leaves before May. Mid-May here, approximately. Only the earliest bushes start in April.

Our winters are ending sooner every year, and they’re never all that cold anymore. We’ll have maybe ten sub-freezing days a year, and one or two decent snowfalls nowadays. Our last really bad winter was 2015.

It saddens me.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Women's hockey does.

Lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

Alright, that was brilliant disappointed teacher speak. I could absolutely hear your "sad, but really just sad for you" tone of voice reading that.

Yes!!!! That’s what I was going for!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I dig that dido though.. where is it from?

Cheapo jelly dildo from AliExpress. Comes in 6 sizes and clear, purple or pink. Mine is a medium in pink.

Most unexpected use of launching this week. Ground control to Kitty’s bum indeed.

I’ve had that problem with little kitty too. Everything is just ridiculously tight down there

My only disagreement is DSt is objectively superior and it’s Standard time and the changes that can fuck off forever.

Also I resent having to think about which of my clocks automatically update and which don’t. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

All of this Hate waking up with only 3 hours of daylight remaining!

I learned Nevada passed legislation for Nevada to stay on DST permanently years ago, but our completely dysfunctional federal congress wouldn’t ratify it. Fuckers!

Hasn’t AZ been permanently on 1 time for well over a decade now?

I was having this discussion when I was at a friend’s last night. Why would anyone care who anyone else is attracted to or their gender? I’m not harmed in anyway at all by who someone else loves or their gender. In fact I should just want all people to love themselves, so I just don’t understand anyone’s reaction to sexuality and gender other than “I love you and I want you to find joy and happiness in your journey.” Love all your shirts everyone, wear them proudly.

Dammit, stop making me agree with you!

Brains are the worst

Fucking truth! Mine can be SUCH an asshole, even when I’m asleep FFS

Fortunately, our son has a great group of friends, many of whom also put the Q+ in LGBTQ+.
Unfortunately, not all of them have supportive parents. So we try to be that safe place for them, as much as we can.

So remember how a few pages back, I mentioned dad jokes DO THINGS to me?! Seeing guys be good dads does that too. @Whiskeyjack is looking extra hot right now

 

[Dubinsky]

My only disagreement is DSt is objectively superior and it’s Standard time and the changes that can fuck off forever.

Also I resent having to think about which of my clocks automatically update and which don’t. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Amen. Whoever ends the clock changes will be my hero forever.

 

[BrendaBear]

Hasn’t AZ been permanently on 1 time for well over a decade now?

Yeppers! They are pretty awesome! I love road tripping around Arizona!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

So remember how a few pages back, I mentioned dad jokes DO THINGS to me?! Seeing guys be good dads does that too. @Whiskeyjack is looking extra hot right now

Don't worry - I got jokes too.

 

[BrendaBear]

Don't worry - I got jokes too.

Jokes or not (and you know I love jokes), you now have a special place in my heart because you love your son… and he knows it.

 

[LupineOne]

My only disagreement is DSt is objectively superior and it’s Standard time and the changes that can fuck off forever.

Also I resent having to think about which of my clocks automatically update and which don’t. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Agreed on all of it.

 

[LupineOne]

Fortunately, our son has a great group of friends, many of whom also put the Q+ in LGBTQ+.
Unfortunately, not all of them have supportive parents. So we try to be that safe place for them, as much as we can.

You, sir, are a great example of what it means to be a good human.

 

[dawn_of_night]

grabs phone, launches Uber Eats, orders burrito.

I live alone, am recently single, I am going to love the hell out of that burrito.
Wait, that sounded better in my head.

I support this .
Also, I am an all 5 type person. I need all the things.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I'm too cheap to do Uber Eats...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm too cheap to do Uber Eats...

We should all be too cheap to do Uber Eats.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Which is why I have an Instant Pot.

 

[LupineOne]

Which is why I have an Instant Pot.

I love that thing. So damned useful.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Which is why I have an Instant Pot.

And my air fryer, which is just a small convection oven. Love those two.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I love that thing. So damned useful.

I want to cook anything FAST, thems it!

It's great for multia step meals, I could in theory cook a thanksgiving dinner with one alone.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm too cheap to do Uber Eats...

We should all be too cheap to do Uber Eats.

I got 2 free years of GrubHub+ (no service fees) with my Amazon Prime membership, but with the markup, tax and tips, it’s still not really worth it unless I’m sick, starving and home alone. Like how does a Taco Bell order for 1 that should be $5-8 balloon into $25-30?