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BodieOhl said:
Why would they? Hawaii is a state.
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Okay, one, I didn’t know you were in Hawaii (and I have never been there anyway), and two, that doesn’t change much. Stuff is in metric in the southern part of Arizona, and ‘merican in the rest of the state.

And lastly… since when do I need facts right to make a stupid joke??? I shall not be denied making a stupid joke over such things! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


🥰🥰😘
 
Homework time.

Theme: Toys and Auralism.

Here is the toy, a new one:

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The Star Wars figure is for scale. And now to the important part: yes, that is a 1977 Luke Skywalker figure with the double telescoping lightsaber, from the original Early Bird Certificate Package from Christmas of 1977. It is not anywhere close to mint, because I was a kid and I played with it constantly. I love you youngers, but 1977 was the perfect year to be a child.

Okay, the toy is a We-Vibe Vector Plus. The head is adjustable, and holds the angle well, and the vibrator also stimulates the perineum. Has a remote, and connects through Bluetooth to a smartphone, which can then be connected to another smart phone anywhere, giving full control. It has a good number of settings.

So, nothing has penetrated that particular...region...for a long time. Like, college. That's another story, but Molly is a hell of a drug, kids. And that toy isn't small. I was a bit intimidated, I will admit. There is no such thing as too much lube, and I am glad I understood that before partaking in anal with woman previously, so my karma was clear here.

So I got it...in. And powered up. Then we moved to the auralism. I really like auralism. I have come to a very recent epiphany on it: it is the best. So I settle in with my favorite track, headphones, and the toy. It is supposed to hit the p-spot, but I haven't got it dialed in yet, and it was actually a distraction. So I disengaged, cleaned up, took a nice hot shower, and returned to my homework, sans toy. And I completed the assignment shatteringly well. I really like auralism, did I mention that?

So it was a partial success. Well, no, it was a fantastic fucking success, but the toy is a work in progress.

Thank you for your time.
 
UnquietDreams said:
The Star Wars figure is for scale. And now to the important part: yes, that is a 1977 Luke Skywalker figure with the double telescoping lightsaber, from the original Early Bird Certificate Package from Christmas of 1977. It is not anywhere close to mint, because I was a kid and I played with it constantly. I love you youngers, but 1977 was the perfect year to be a child.

Okay, the toy is a We-Vibe Vector Plus. The head is adjustable, and holds the angle well, and the vibrator also stimulates the perineum. Has a remote, and connects through Bluetooth to a smartphone, which can then be connected to another smart phone anywhere, giving full control. It has a good number of settings.

So, nothing has penetrated that particular...region...for a long time. Like, college. That's another story, but Molly is a hell of a drug, kids. And that toy isn't small. I was a bit intimidated, I will admit. There is no such thing as too much lube, and I am glad I understood that before partaking in anal with woman previously, so my karma was clear here.

So I got it...in. And powered up. Then we moved to the auralism. I really like auralism. I have come to a very recent epiphany on it: it is the best. So I settle in with my favorite track, headphones, and the toy. It is supposed to hit the p-spot, but I haven't got it dialed in yet, and it was actually a distraction. So I disengaged, cleaned up, took a nice hot shower, and returned to my homework, sans toy. And I completed the assignment shatteringly well. I really like auralism, did I mention that?

So it was a partial success. Well, no, it was a fantastic fucking success, but the toy is a work in progress.

Thank you for your time.
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I hadn’t read the full context and my first thought was “Godspeed Skywalker, may the force be with you!”

And then I read the rest. That’s pretty hot! 🥵

But I admit to being disappointed Luke didn’t get any action.
 
UnquietDreams said:
Homework time.

Theme: Toys and Auralism.

Here is the toy, a new one:

View attachment 2325996


The Star Wars figure is for scale. And now to the important part: yes, that is a 1977 Luke Skywalker figure with the double telescoping lightsaber, from the original Early Bird Certificate Package from Christmas of 1977. It is not anywhere close to mint, because I was a kid and I played with it constantly. I love you youngers, but 1977 was the perfect year to be a child.

Okay, the toy is a We-Vibe Vector Plus. The head is adjustable, and holds the angle well, and the vibrator also stimulates the perineum. Has a remote, and connects through Bluetooth to a smartphone, which can then be connected to another smart phone anywhere, giving full control. It has a good number of settings.

So, nothing has penetrated that particular...region...for a long time. Like, college. That's another story, but Molly is a hell of a drug, kids. And that toy isn't small. I was a bit intimidated, I will admit. There is no such thing as too much lube, and I am glad I understood that before partaking in anal with woman previously, so my karma was clear here.

So I got it...in. And powered up. Then we moved to the auralism. I really like auralism. I have come to a very recent epiphany on it: it is the best. So I settle in with my favorite track, headphones, and the toy. It is supposed to hit the p-spot, but I haven't got it dialed in yet, and it was actually a distraction. So I disengaged, cleaned up, took a nice hot shower, and returned to my homework, sans toy. And I completed the assignment shatteringly well. I really like auralism, did I mention that?

So it was a partial success. Well, no, it was a fantastic fucking success, but the toy is a work in progress.

Thank you for your time.
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If you don't mind me saying... I hope you find joy with your new toy some day soon. Thank you for sharing. 🦴💦🦴💦🦴💦🦴💦🦴💦 5 Lady Boners
 
AuntieDisco said:
Ok assignment submission time!

Though it took this morning (lol) but I dwelled in nipple play and definitely not solo. Surprised him this morning by turning up like this in the living room. Though we had lots of fun on the couch with and without the pincers. The tugging felt amazing during sex and so did the robe against my skin and his fingers.
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I love it! 🦴💦🦴💦🦴💦🦴💦🦴💦 5 Lady Boners
 
__Nathan1968 said:
I’m away with family, so most new kinks are off the table. However,


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This I can do having gotten up early and put on headphones. Fortunately for me I have some outstanding audio clips sent to me by a lovely lady. This particular one played loudly on repeat did the trick. Technically solo, but with prior consent of the producer of the sounds.

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Awesome! 🦴💦🦴💦🦴💦🦴💦🦴💦 5 Lady Boners
 
AuntieDisco said:
Ok assignment submission time!

Though it took this morning (lol) but I dwelled in nipple play and definitely not solo. Surprised him this morning by turning up like this in the living room. Though we had lots of fun on the couch with and without the pincers. The tugging felt amazing during sex and so did the robe against my skin and his fingers.
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God damn woman 😍 love that you got him involved too
 
AuntieDisco said:
Ok assignment submission time!

Though it took this morning (lol) but I dwelled in nipple play and definitely not solo. Surprised him this morning by turning up like this in the living room. Though we had lots of fun on the couch with and without the pincers. The tugging felt amazing during sex and so did the robe against my skin and his fingers.
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That Is one hot surprise!!
 
Anyone doing shit? Sitting on porch with dog drinking wine and listening to music. This is after beers and nice nap. Not a bad Saturday.
 
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