Sex & Shenanigans

[Azuldrgon]

Good evening all.
At the moment, my Friday will be me in bed resting my knee since I went too hard this week.
Nothing major.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I don’t think that is twisted or weird at all! I love learning stuff… well, in the areas I am interested in.

If someone wanted to teach me about the intricacies of how much air pressure is in a baseball and how it affects flying between the goal posts… no thanks. I don’t need to learn about that.

Yeah, sports ball is not my area either.

Literature, World History, philosophy and theology? Count me in!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Good evening all.
At the moment, my Friday will be me in bed resting my knee since I went too hard this week.
Nothing major.

Take it easy. Knee pain is never fun.

 

[jason28053]

I don’t think that is twisted or weird at all! I love learning stuff… well, in the areas I am interested in.

If someone wanted to teach me about the intricacies of how much air pressure is in a baseball and how it affects flying between the goal posts… no thanks. I don’t need to learn about that.

You will need a golf bat and glove as well

 

[BrendaBear]

… since I went too hard this week…

I didn’t think that was possible here…. Wow!

 

[UnquietDreams]

If someone wanted to teach me about the intricacies of how much air pressure is in a baseball and how it affects flying between the goal posts… no thanks. I don’t need to learn about that.

I am trying to process this example... Trying...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am trying to process this example... Trying...

I understand the temperature of the ice probably affects the flight trajectory too.l. But like I said, I know very little about it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I understand the temperature of the ice probably affects the flight trajectory too.l. But like I said, I know very little about it.

I feel like my English friend when I asked, "So...cricket. Explain how that is played real quick..."

 

[Azuldrgon]

I didn’t think that was possible here…. Wow!

Adulting sucks.
But I'll be okay.

 

[BrendaBear]

Adulting sucks.

Now that? Pretty common here.

But I'll be okay.

Joking aside, I am glad you are taking care of yourself and will be okay.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good evening all.
At the moment, my Friday will be me in bed resting my knee since I went too hard this week.
Nothing major.

Ever heard Jimmy Buffett's "Growing Older, but Not Up?"

I rounded first, never thought of the worst
As I studied the shortstop's position
Crack went my leg like the shell of an egg
Someone call a decent physician

I'm no Pete Rose
I can't pretend
Though my mind is quite flexible
These brittle bones don't bend

 

[SherlockianMan]

I feel like my English friend when I asked, "So...cricket. Explain how that is played real quick..."

No one has ever successfully said cricket and quick in any form of a sentence.

 

[BrendaBear]

No one has ever successfully said cricket and quick in any form ofva sentence.

https://www.disneyclips.com/images/images/jiminy-cricket4.png
Well, sure, he doesn’t look all that zippy.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hope it feels better soon!

Takes more than that to take me out, pretty Kitty.
I'll take it easy though.
Hope you enjoy your night.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Takes more than that to take me out, pretty Kitty.

Am I the only one who heard that in the voice of Jack Burton?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Goddammit! Anytime anyone posts a three line post I want to count syllables. I blame @PlanetaryNebula

 

[UnquietDreams]

Goddammit! Anytime anyone posts a three line post I want to count syllables. I blame @PlanetaryNebula

You know what they say,
Gotta love a good haiku.
Hers is outstanding.

 

[BrendaBear]

Goddammit! Anytime anyone posts a three line post I want to count syllables. I blame @PlanetaryNebula

Why? Can’t imagine she had anything to do with that. On the other hand, Nebs has been blamed for so many things, another one isn’t really going to make a difference.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know what they say,
Gotta love a good haiku.
Hers is outstanding.

Don’t you start mister!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why? Can’t imagine she had anything to do with that. On the other hand, Nebs has been blamed for so many things, another one isn’t really going to make a difference.

She knows what she did. Admittedly, that I made worse. But she started it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don’t you start mister!

Don't you remember?
I wrote her the first haiku
This is all my fault.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't you remember?
I wrote her the first haiku
This is all my fault.

Oh I know, I said what I said!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh I know, I said what I said!

And speaking of her lovely haiku, I gotta go eat.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I do plan to get some rope to try out some shibari self-ties. We’ll see how it goes. Not this weekend. Just in general. It’s on the list.

You should try something this weekend though… there’s no time like the present!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You know what they say,
Gotta love a good haiku.
Hers is outstanding.

I can confirm this:
Her haiku IS outstanding!
Loveliness made flesh.