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I am mostly ambidextrous too which is why I can’t bowl - because I go back and forth with which hand to use. 🤣🤣🤣

But I write with my left hand better than my right. 🥰🥰🥰
I write better with my left hand also. But I throw better with my right.
 
I am mostly ambidextrous too which is why I can’t bowl - because I go back and forth with which hand to use. 🤣🤣🤣

But I write with my left hand better than my right. 🥰🥰🥰
When my daughter was first in T-ball, we tried to tell her coach she was left-handed. He said, "all parents think their kid is left-handed." Which, from that team, wasn't wrong. And she was four, so there wasn't a lot of dexterity from either hand. We knew, but they lent her a right-hander mitt (for her left hand, for those unfamiliar), so we didn't stress it.

During a game, the ball rolled right to her in the field. She picked it up, held it in her right hand, and threw the mitt instead. Coach looks over and says, "Fine, you're right."
 
When my daughter was first in T-ball, we tried to tell her coach she was left-handed. He said, "all parents think their kid is left-handed." Which, from that team, wasn't wrong. And she was four, so there wasn't a lot of dexterity from either hand. We knew, but they lent her a right-hander mitt (for her left hand, for those unfamiliar), so we didn't stress it.

During a game, the ball rolled right to her in the field. She picked it up, held it in her right hand, and threw the mitt instead. Coach looks over and says, "Fine, you're right."
You mean you’re left 😂
 
When my daughter was first in T-ball, we tried to tell her coach she was left-handed. He said, "all parents think their kid is left-handed." Which, from that team, wasn't wrong. And she was four, so there wasn't a lot of dexterity from either hand. We knew, but they lent her a right-hander mitt (for her left hand, for those unfamiliar), so we didn't stress it.

During a game, the ball rolled right to her in the field. She picked it up, held it in her right hand, and threw the mitt instead. Coach looks over and says, "Fine, you're right."
That is my entire school career - right handed mitt, every time. So I would catch the ball (maybe), take the mitt off, and throw the ball with the same hand. No predictions on where the ball would land though. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
That is my entire school career - right handed mitt, every time. So I would catch the ball (maybe), take the mitt off, and throw the ball with the same hand. No predictions on where the ball would land though. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't sports at all, with either hand. If I'm throwing a ball there's a 99% chance it's not going to go where I intended, and a 98% chance of hitting a person. That's how I ended up a cheerleader...
 
I can't sports at all, with either hand. If I'm throwing a ball there's a 99% chance it's not going to go where I intended, and a 98% chance of hitting a person. That's how I ended up a cheerleader...
If I try to just toss a tennis ball down the hall for my doggo… it is absolutely guaranteed it will not go down the hall, but hit the wall and bounce back into the living room. Every single time. 🤣🤣
 
If I try to just toss a tennis ball down the hall for my doggo… it is absolutely guaranteed it will not go down the hall, but hit the wall and bounce back into the living room. Every single time. 🤣🤣
Well, now we need to know what kind of doggo.
 
And a generation of teenagers rejoiced.
I don't know about that, but it caught the eye of my spouse, who was quite a hot piece back then.

Then it had the adverse effect of him thinking I was "too cool" for him to ask out 😯 I was shocked when he told me that. We could have been naking out for years had he gotten the nerve to ask me out!

Eventually he realized I'm just a girl with a nice rack and goofy personality 😁
 
I don't know about that, but it caught the eye of my spouse, who was quite a hot piece back then.

Then it had the adverse effect of him thinking I was "too cool" for him to ask out 😯 I was shocked when he told me that. We could have been naking out for years had he gotten the nerve to ask me out!

Eventually he realized I'm just a girl with a nice rack and goofy personality 😁
and a pretty face 😉
 
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