Sex & Shenanigans

[Bambear99]

…you would be trying to chop my tits off next

 

[lavendersilk]

I really wanna murder someone...

Did that work? Winky face = Sarcasm

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Brick killed a guy. With a trident

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I really wanna murder someone...

Did that work? Winky face = Sarcasm

Or maybe

 

[dawn_of_night]

Favorite time for sex? Early Birdy? Afternoon Delight? Nighty Night?

Yes.

 

[BrendaBear]

I really wanna murder someone...

Did that work? Winky face = Sarcasm

Making a mental note of that… we can’t wear out emoji’s can we? Will it get tired of winking after a few thousand posts?

No? Okay… good. I suspect I will use that… a whole lot.

 

[SmokingFap]

Winky face required. Inwas afraid you would be trying to chop my tits off next

Forgive me now?

 

[lavendersilk]

I love well-done steak.
I love a flaccid penis.
I love ketchup on my eggs.
I love sports.

Can you tell which one is real?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Morning sex of you can make me cum drunk before work ....

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I love well-done steak.
I love a flaccid penis.
I love ketchup on my eggs.
I love sports.

Can you tell which one is real?

Ketchup on your eggs?

 

[BrendaBear]

I love well-done steak.
I love a flaccid penis.
I love ketchup on my eggs.
I love sports.

Can you tell which one is real?

Oh sure! It is… well… it is… yeah, no idea. I don’t read sarcasm easily.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Forgive me now?

Of course my horse!

 

[lavendersilk]

Ketchup on your eggs?

Actually it was a trick question. I hate them all.

 

[SmokingFap]

Winky face required. Inwas afraid you would be trying to chop my tits off next

My foot tastes horrible, if that makes you feel better.

 

[Bambear99]

I love well-done steak.
I love a flaccid penis.
I love ketchup on my eggs.
I love sports.

Can you tell which one is real?

You like a well-done flaccid penis with ketchup on your eggs?

 

[BrendaBear]

Actually it was a trick question. I hate them all.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/WyCq4pgtET0AAAAd/that-was-awesome-lauren-francesca.gif

 

[jason28053]

I love well-done steak.
I love a flaccid penis.
I love ketchup on my eggs.
I love sports.

Can you tell which one is real?

The eggs?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My foot tastes horrible, if that makes you feel better.

It doesn’t…..

 

[SmokingFap]

I love well-done steak.
I love a flaccid penis.
I love ketchup on my eggs.
I love sports.

Can you tell which one is real?

Has to be the sports. Anyone who loves the other three is a psychopath.

Sorry, ketchup lovers.

 

[lavendersilk]

Actually it was a trick question. I hate them all.

 

[Rj_1954]

@PlanetaryNebula
I'll send you a dick pic of mine as soon as I find it... the pic that is...
I know where my dick is...

 

[BrendaBear]

@PlanetaryNebula
I'll send you a dick pic of mine as soon as I find it... the pic that is...
I know where my dick is...

…in his wife’s nightstand drawer.

 

[Rj_1954]

…in his wife’s nightstand drawer.

I might be old, but I'm still fuckshinal..

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@PlanetaryNebula
I'll send you a dick pic of mine as soon as I find it... the pic that is...
I know where my dick is...

You’ve sent one before.

 

[Bambear99]

Enjoy this Dick pic
View attachment 2325041

You’re welcome, ladies.