What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

At that note, G'night peeps

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my new t-shirt because I'm already in trouble...
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[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing my new t-shirt because I'm always in trouble...

Fixed it for you.

I am not wearing a mini-dress of armor.

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing my birthday suit rolling around on The Love Rug tonight. I’m waiting for the next lunar equinox for that.

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[~Elizabeth~]

I am not wearing my birthday suit rolling around on The Love Rug tonight. I’m waiting for the next lunar equinox for that.

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$150 for a rug to just fuck on? They lost their damn mind.

 

[BrendaBear]

$150 for a rug to just fuck on? They lost their damn mind.

And it is clearly an old ad… so I wonder how expensive that is in today’s rates…

 

[~Elizabeth~]

And it is clearly an old ad… so I wonder how expensive that is in today’s rates…

Oh holy fuck, I didn't even think about inflation!

 

[Bambear99]

And it is clearly an old ad… so I wonder how expensive that is in today’s rates…

For grins and giggles, I just did the inflation calculation on it. Let’s assume 1979 as the most recent year this would have been marketed like this, a $150 Love Rug would be $637 in 2024.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

For grins and giggles, I just did the inflation calculation on it. Let’s assume 1979 as the most recent year this would have been marketed like this, a $150 Love Rug would be $637 in 2024.

I'd rather just invest in a newer mattress.

 

[Bambear99]

I'd rather just invest in a newer mattress.

Yeah but “The Love Rug strokes your bodies as you make love”. Good luck finding a mattress that’ll do that.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Yeah but “The Love Rug strokes your bodies as you make love”. Good luck finding a mattress that’ll do that.

I have a blanket that has faux fur that can do the same for much less, so I'm happy. Try an UnHide blanket.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah but “The Love Rug strokes your bodies as you make love”. Good luck finding a mattress that’ll do that.

Um… kind of thought that was already part of the “making love” process… doing that to each other… maybe I have been doing it wrong… I didn’t realize the furniture was supposed to do that.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a rug that strokes our bodies while we are making love.

 

[Bambear99]

Um… kind of thought that was already part of the “making love” process… doing that to each other… maybe I have been doing it wrong… I didn’t realize the furniture was supposed to do that.

Apparently, “making love” on The Love Rug is like a threesome with two people.

 

[LustyScribe]

Now, see, y'all are missing the point! If a rug is so good it's "like having another lover there," then I'm thinking I go wall-to-wall with this stuff throughout the house! You know how much cheaper that STILL is than a mistress and a divorce??

Not wearing bandages to cover the rug burns from a Love Rug, and I'm regretting that!

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm not wearing my halo.. again..I think I lost that mofo

 

[Bambear99]

Now, see, y'all are missing the point! If a rug is so good it's "like having another lover there," then I'm thinking I go wall-to-wall with this stuff throughout the house! You know how much cheaper that STILL is than a mistress and a divorce??

Not wearing bandages to cover the rug burns from a Love Rug, and I'm regretting that!

Exactly! Let The Love Rug do all the work. That’s why you paid $150 for it in 1979 to begin with. Just avoid shining a black light on it, and it’s all good.

 

[BrendaBear]

… Just avoid shining a black light on it, and it’s all good.

Ewww!

I am not wearing a forehead black light.

 

[Bambear99]

Ewww!

I am not wearing a forehead black light.

A forehead black light is not Love Rug approved attire.

 

[BrendaBear]

A forehead black light is not Love Rug approved attire.

What about red thigh highs, red babydoll, and leather cuffs and a leather collar?

Not wearing that yet… not sure if it is approved.

 

[LustyScribe]

What about red thigh highs, red babydoll, and leather cuffs and a leather collar?

Not wearing that yet… not sure if it is approved.

Now THOSE are approved! Step On board!

 

[Bambear99]

What about red thigh highs, red babydoll, and leather cuffs and a leather collar?

Not wearing that yet… not sure if it is approved.

All’s fair in Love Rug and war……except black lights.

 

[Trubbycat]

Just avoid shining a black light on it, and it’s all good.

 

[n8Romantic]

My X-Ray vision sunglasses.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing the silver outfits the moon ladies in UFO wore.