Sex & Shenanigans

(That’s what he said)
This reminds me of a story, many years ago when our kids where in elementary school my dear, sweet, innocent wife was talking about one of the PTA moms and described her as the “BJ and Hummer” mom…

I was just about choked on my drink “Excuse me?”

She replied “She’s got a boob job and drives one of those stupid Humvees.”

I just about died explaining why she should never ever say that about anyone again 🤣
 
One of our grocery stores has an international aisle where I get my Irn Bru. They have Coffee Crisps there too and I usually pick up one or two. They're like oversized Kit-Kats with a hint of coffee flavor (not overpowering). They're my favorite candy bar by far.
I wondered - it looked like an oversize kit kat… which I would like. 😊😊😊
 
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