What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Sexy_Singer]

Why did I almost report myself?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

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Hope this helps!

I don't know if I'm turned on or terrified, but I'm expecting entertaining dreams either way.

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m drinking wine on an empty stomach.

Will be drunk in 3… 2… 1…

 

[HeavyBalls]

Si vis pacem, para bellum...

 

[HeavyBalls]

I’m drinking wine on an empty stomach.

Will be drunk in 3… 2… 1…

Carbs girl, carbs!!!!

 

[morelikeasong]

Carbs girl, carbs!!!!

Wine is carbs

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Carbs girl, carbs!!!!

No, wait… let her get a few drinks in

 

[morelikeasong]

No, wait… let her get a few drinks in

You want me drunk?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Wine is carbs

Bread and cheese...

Soak up that booze, wine drunk alone SUCKS...

 

[morelikeasong]

Bread and cheese...

Soak up that booze, wine drunk alone SUCKS...

Come feed me bread and cheese?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Poutine might be better than bread and cheese tho...

 

[morelikeasong]

Poutine might be better than bread and cheese tho...

Omg yessss

 

[HeavyBalls]

Poutine with chicken AND bacon...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You want me drunk?

Not like hammered, but like fun drunk

 

[morelikeasong]

Not like hammered, but like fun drunk

I fall asleep before getting hammered these days

Fun drunk it is!
While I wait for @HeavyBalls to show up with the poutine

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm thinking I wish I had some poutine handy.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Sure, everyone expects the Canadian to have a good poutine hookup (I've had poutine in the states and most places FUCK IT UP)... It's a bad stereotype. In my case it happens to be true, but still!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't know if I'm turned on or terrified, but I'm expecting entertaining dreams either way.

Who amongst hasn’t wanted to fuck a sexy cup of coffee?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not like hammered, but like fun drunk

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Like this drunk?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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Like this drunk?

That’s perfect!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m drinking wine on an empty stomach.

Will be drunk in 3… 2… 1…

And here I am getting ready for Pilates like a sucker. Stupid being old.

 

[AuntieDisco]

How the fuck do I dig myself out of this jam?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How the fuck do I dig myself out of this jam?

Shovel then call @crazychemgirl for assistance with disposal?

 

[morelikeasong]

How the fuck do I dig myself out of this jam?

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

How the fuck do I dig myself out of this jam?

Have you tried covering yourself in jam?