What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[UnquietDreams]

Sure, everyone expects the Canadian to have a good poutine hookup (I've had poutine in the states and most places FUCK IT UP)... It's a bad stereotype. In my case it happens to be true, but still!

No, I expect you to have a good toilet hookup. US toilets suck...

 

[morelikeasong]

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Like this drunk?

Yesssss. But where will I find the dirty rough sex?
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[UnquietDreams]

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[AuntieDisco]

Shovel then call @crazychemgirl for assistance with disposal?

The drawback is that this situation already had too many witnesses. We need a Time Machine! Would @crazychemgirl know where to find one?!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yesssss. But where will I find the dirty rough sex?
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So many volunteers so few who actually step up? It’s a damn shame the state of the country.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Who amongst hasn’t wanted to fuck a sexy cup of coffee?

Don't know about actually fucking a cup, but if I was stranded in a desert in the morning without coffee, I'd have only slight qualms about blowing a stranger and his camel to get one.

 

[AuntieDisco]

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Looks like you’re on the right track of getting drunk tonight.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Have you tried covering yourself in jam?

I don’t know what I would do without your wit….no really.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Shovel then call @crazychemgirl for assistance with disposal?

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

The drawback is that this situation already had too many witnesses. We need a Time Machine! Would @crazychemgirl know where to find one?!

Probably not, she hates physics!

 

[HeavyBalls]

The drawback is that this situation already had too many witnesses. We need a Time Machine! Would @crazychemgirl know where to find one?!

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[UnquietDreams]

Probably not, she hates physics!

"What do we want?"
"A time machine!"
"When do we want it?"
"It doesn't matter!"

 

[HeavyBalls]

"What do we want?"
"A time machine!"
"When do we want it?"
"It doesn't matter!"

https://c.tenor.com/Ke01gKth8dEAAAAC/back-to-the-future-doc-brown.gif

 

[AuntieDisco]

Probably not, she hates physics!

Dammit! Then I need a crash course in sweet talking myself out of trouble.

 

[AuntieDisco]

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You know I was watching this game show in England last week and they had a whole category about Back to the Future questions one actually was about hitting 88 miles

 

[HeavyBalls]

Dammit! Then I need a crash course in sweet talking myself out of trouble.

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[Yesok1]

Why oh why can I not sleep? I'm tired AF. And, I have been, too...

 

[HeavyBalls]

Why oh why can I not sleep? I'm tired AF. And, I have been, too...

Ah, another insomniac...

 

[Yesok1]

Ah, another insomniac...

Yes. I'm so so tired.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Yes. I'm so so tired.

This pain I know all too well.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yesssss. But where will I find the dirty rough sex?
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[barefootgirl69]

Why oh why can I not sleep? I'm tired AF. And, I have been, too...

Have you tried a lavender lotion?

 

[HeavyBalls]

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Damn Shorsey...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fer what?!?

I love that show. It has the same gross out moments as Letterkenny, but there is such a romance to it, and not just Shorsey and Laura. A romance for hockey, for family, for friends. Lovely show, with an occasional penis flash or aqua-dump to remind you what show it is.

 

[Yesok1]

Have you tried a lavender lotion?

I haven't. Is it good?

I've laid here, eyes shut and my brain racing. I had jasmine tea earlier.