Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

Signs up for all of them. I have so much to learn

Ahem.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Damn. Mine definitely aren’t A’s

And selfish OP is trying to take all the A's

 

[jason28053]

Damn. Mine definitely aren’t A’s

I don’t think mine are either

 

[hotoldrguy]

Are the men missing the fact they will not be invited to any of @crazychemgirl study sessions?

 

[curious_me]

Are the men missing the fact they will not be invited to any of @crazychemgirl study sessions?

I just want to be in the class to bet on her next star student.

 

[curious_me]

Damn. Mine definitely aren’t A’s

Extra study sessions for you.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Damn. Mine definitely aren’t A’s

No they definitely are not.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are the men missing the fact they will not be invited to any of @crazychemgirl study sessions?

Can’t we just be happy imagining them…being happy?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ahem.

Yes?

You're already in study group

 

[jason28053]

Can’t we just be happy imagining them…being happy?

As long as the study sessions are done in the nude!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As long as the study sessions are done in the nude!

Wait, that’s a question? I just naturally assumed…well ain’t my face red.

 

[Bry1313]

I just want to be in the class to bet on her next star student.

Some of us keep getting our homework rejected

 

[Bry1313]

As long as the study sessions are done in the nude!

Fine, I won’t imagine your study session.

 

[LupineOne]

Ahem.

Student or teacher, I don’t care. I wanna be in your class

 

[BrendaBear]

I just want to be in the class to bet on her next star student.

Um… bet on or jump on?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Damn. Mine definitely aren’t A’s

Nope. Perfect though...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Of course she does.

And chocolate starfish of course.

Hey @Indie

They sell those at Godiva. I’m more of a See’s girl, but just sayin’

To be fair, I first heard about it watching Queer Eye.

Tan France was being dissed by the other 4.
Most unfairly, for his correct pronunciation.
Until then, I had no idea you lot had it so weird.

I’ve seen clips of Great British Bake-Off’s Mexican Week, we won’t be taking any further comments on pronunciation from your lot

Tbf, @Indie is a way better jackpot. So thanks fat fingers and bad Spanish.

You forgot to mention @Indie has a cute butt though

*shots fired

Some of us have elevated to a state of perpetual laziness and we are quite comfortable Tyvm.

Now excuse me while I eat Cheetos off my stomach plate and watch reruns of Maury and Jerry Springer

*dust Cheetos crumbs off couch*

There’s plenty of room when you’re ready to join the fold

I'm indulging in a lazy Monday morning, but I've not yet achieved Cheeto.Plate Lazy. Sensei, teach me your wisdom!

No the energy expenditure is far greater than the nutritional content of Cheetos, silly man.

The Cheeto dust does adds a nice bit of realism to the finger guns. Genius! .

All this talk of Cheetos and not one mention of eating them with chopsticks so far?! I’m disappointed in every single one of you! Amateurs. *Shakes head*

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Student or teacher, I don’t care. I wanna be in your class

I'll be expecting a 1000 word essay on my butt.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'll be expecting a 1000 word essay on my butt.

That sounds uncomfortable.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'll be expecting a 1000 word essay on my butt.

I assume you’ll be laying down when he .. up… well, I guess prints it out and lays it on your butt? Or…

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was imagining a fine paint brush and black ink...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

we just kind of take it for granted that youre pantless..

#TeamNoPants

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Notice they don’t bother saying not to insert in a vagina. That warning is 100% only necessary for men

 

[UnquietDreams]

I assume you’ll be laying down when he .. up… well, I guess prints it out and lays it on your butt? Or…

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[Bry1313]

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You look good

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Meh… I’m a terrible professor. I also want to sleep with some of my students.

How do you think @YourDirtyProfessor made it onto the Team Kitty FFL team?

Oh! Can that be this week's assignment?

Remember…she’s all about the tatas

Does that mean I get extra credit?

Why? Is it because I snore and steal the covers? Because that is a horrible rumor. I just sleep like a normal person.

I steal covers in my sleep. Not sure how to correct my subconscious on that one