Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

C’mom, I can’t just agree with you. The shock might kill you… or at least send you to the hospital.

Ok, point taken. Just got to work so don't need to be taken awqy in an ambulance.... yet...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did you look in Jeff’s closet?

No. Stupid restraining order.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Or just NOT WRONG.

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[hotoldrguy]

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He would never get me down there. I hate f*cking clowns!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Safe words? What are those?

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[PassionatePanther]

“We gots titties down hurr”

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

He would never get me down there. I hate f*cking clowns!

I don’t think he wants to fuck you? Thats’s how the kids got rid of him!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I don’t think he wants to fuck you? Thats’s how the kids got rid of him!

ummm that was an adjective not a verb.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I knew I loved you.

 

[MrsPassion]

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Stahp! I’m in a meeting

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I knew I loved you.

Yeah but for how many reasons?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Stahp! I’m in a meeting

That would work as a safe word I suppose...
Course, hard to hear when I am using your thighs as earmuffs, but I do rank out well as a pleasure dom...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t think he wants to fuck you? Thats’s how the kids got rid of him!

Ew, I scratched that part of the novel out of my head...

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I know how to say that!!!!

it’s not hard at all …

Woo-ste-shr

 

[MrsPassion]

That would work as a safe word I suppose...
Course, hard to hear when I am using your thighs as earmuffs, but I do rank out well as a pleasure dom...

You know what really turns me on? I mean really, really gets me hot

Enthusiastic consent—and it works both ways! Both to discuss kinks and pleasures or to partake. I don’t recall offering any enthusiastic consent.

Scathing sarcasm sure, but not the other.
Next contestant please!!

 

[MrsPassion]

I know how to say that!!!!

it’s not hard at all …

Woo-ste-shr

“Whose your sister” sauce.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You know what really turns me on? I mean really, really gets me hot

Enthusiastic consent—and it works both ways! Both to discuss kinks and pleasures or to partake. I don’t recall offering any enthusiastic consent.

Scathing sarcasm sure, but not the other.
Next contestant please!!

Fair enough. Mea culpa, and I am sorry I overreached.

 

[MrsPassion]

Fair enough. Mea culpa, and I am sorry I overreached.

No harm, no foul

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ew, I scratched that part of the novel out of my head...

As you should. It was bad. In every way,

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“Whose your sister” sauce.

NMK either.

 

[MrsPassion]

NMK either.

That’s fair

 

[crazychemgirl]

NMK either.

Thank fucking fuck for that … I just started “following you” …. I don’t wanna be taken to threads like,

“I like to watch my sister shower”

“have you ever fucked your sister in your dreams”

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Tbf, @Indie is a way better jackpot. So thanks fat fingers and bad Spanish.

I'm not sure what the context was here, but I agree.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Thank fucking fuck for that … I just started “following you” …. I don’t wanna be taken to threads like,

“I like to watch my sister shower”

“have you ever fucked your sister in your dreams”

I saw that and was gonna say you’re probably gonna regret it. But not because of that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm not sure what the context was here, but I agree.

Meh, context is overrated anyway. But you should usually agree with me. I think good things about you.