Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I’ll eat turkey bacon or sausage. But it’s not a crucial component of the experience. Pancakes/waffles/French toast etc and berries however, are.

Bacon is central to my experience

 

[crazychemgirl]

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And u love you for it

 

[BrendaBear]

Bacon is central to my experience

Mine too… so much so, I am literally going to go make some right now.

And that isn’t even a joke.

 

[BrendaBear]

And we all love you for it

Fixed it for you.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m getting another tattoo on St Pattys Day …

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what is the significance of 070 that you want it for a tattoo?

 

[hotoldrguy]

The beans are OK, but what about the burned bagel?

Just checked back with the chef. That is not a bagel. It is a grilled mushroom.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My boobs were the luge. He wanted to be the sled. Get it?
Here’s some coffee

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"Wanted" isn't quite accurate. That would be "wants..."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m getting another tattoo on St Pattys Day …

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I’m gettin one that week too. Should get the art back this week.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bacon is central to my experience

It’s good to have something.

 

[MrsPassion]

There was homework? Can’t decide if I’m upset I missed it because I hate homework but I love getting gold stars.

Join the club

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Join the club

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[MrsPassion]

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Is this… what getting a participation trophy feels like?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is this… what getting a participation trophy feels like?

I wouldn’t know, I’m a high achiever

 

[BrendaBear]

I wouldn’t know, I’m a high achiever

…uh huh… belt high?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

…uh huh… belt high?

It is my favorite height.

 

[MrsPassion]

I wouldn’t know, I’m a high achiever

*shots fired

Some of us have elevated to a state of perpetual laziness and we are quite comfortable Tyvm.

Now excuse me while I eat Cheetos off my stomach plate and watch reruns of Maury and Jerry Springer

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*shots fired

Some of us have elevated to a state of perpetual laziness and we are quite comfortable Tyvm.

Now excuse me while I eat Cheetos off my stomach plate and watch reruns of Maury and Jerry Springer

Technically, I should say”was” I’m old and tired now. But I eat hummus and pretzels while watching Veronica Mars and Crazy ex girlfriend.

 

[LupineOne]

*shots fired

Some of us have elevated to a state of perpetual laziness and we are quite comfortable Tyvm.

Now excuse me while I eat Cheetos off my stomach plate and watch reruns of Maury and Jerry Springer

One of these days I’ll get to your level #goals

 

[MrsPassion]

Technically, I should say”was” I’m old and tired now. But I eat hummus and pretzels while watching Veronica Mars and Crazy ex girlfriend.

I know neither of these shows but they sound like the kind of thing you’d eat hummus while watching…

 

[MrsPassion]

One of these days I’ll get to your level #goals

*dust Cheetos crumbs off couch*

There’s plenty of room when you’re ready to join the fold

 

[MindYaBitness]

*shots fired

Some of us have elevated to a state of perpetual laziness and we are quite comfortable Tyvm.

Now excuse me while I eat Cheetos off my stomach plate and watch reruns of Maury and Jerry Springer

I'm indulging in a lazy Monday morning, but I've not yet achieved Cheeto.Plate Lazy. Sensei, teach me your wisdom!

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm indulging in a lazy Monday morning, but I've not yet achieved Cheeto.Plate Lazy. Sense, teach me your wisdom!

The first step is screaming into the void…then going “meh” and proceeding to your favorite cushioned resting area, plop down and yell “there will be no pants worn today!!!”


And turn on the TV

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know neither of these shows but they sound like the kind of thing you’d eat hummus while watching…

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But, you know, I mean, you’re not wrong,

 

[Bry1313]

The first step is screaming into the void…then going “meh” and proceeding to your favorite cushioned resting area, plop down and yell “there will be no pants worn today!!!”


And turn on the TV

Can I turn on porn instead?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I turn on porn instead?

On the TV!?!? Who does that!?!?