Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[Lord Pmann]

A beaver dam
Duh

Damn.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Damn.

You just earned yourself a bcc

 

[Lord Pmann]

You just earned yourself a bcc

I am okay to be left off that chain. Sending someone an unwieldy vag without permission is toxic femininity.

Young men are redefining and reclaiming what they want masculinity to be and it's really kind of beautiful. God knows society needs it.

Until you need a boy to help you do a math problem.

This made me laugh out loud because it’s so stereotypical Pmann e-personality. Sometimes I think you should come with a warning label that says, “Never take me seriously. Ever. No, really. Not ever.”

I’m gonna quote this one again because of my comment directly above.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It does now

Wanna see the muff restoration project? I can provide a visual status update

*enthusiastically consents*

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I wear pink shirts, have pink shoes, am more particular about my clothing than any other woman I know… I don’t think my masculinity gets threatened very easily.

I don’t assume that reaching out to a guy would necessarily seem inevitably sexual. In my mind, that isn’t what I intend so it’s unlikely I would impose that onto the interaction.

Then go make some new bro besties. There's lots of good ones around here.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Until you need a boy to help you do a math problem.

I don't
I'm better at mathematics than most of the guys I know

But... If you use your penis to whack numbers into a calculator I'll take all the help you can offer

 

[Apisto42]

I think Lit has warped my mind because I don’t even find flashing cleavage or boobs here sexual much of the time.

Also…want to see mine? View attachment 2323045

Your emoji is broken.

Also, if I wanted to chat with men about dude stuff, I could do that in public with people I know in a non electronic form.

But I can’t talk about stuffing my thick cock down a woman’s throat with, for instance, the women I work with.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Your emoji is broken.

Someone's thirsty

 

[Apisto42]

Someone's thirsty

Nah, I just have expectations.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It does now

Wanna see the muff restoration project? I can provide a visual status update

^subscribe

Until you need a boy to help you do a math problem.
I’m gonna quote this one again because of my comment directly above.

Yup, this is exactly why people get warned not to be your friend…by both sexes

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Nah, I just have expectations.

I'd like to have a word with whoever started that bullshit trend of emoji links.
Because, well, same x

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Your emoji is broken.

Someone's thirsty

I’m more of a share in PMs sort

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m more of a share in PMs sort

And I am eternally grateful for that.

I think we all know I'm an unabashed exhibitionist. I'm WAY less likely to share behind closed doors. That feels far too intimate in most cases for me.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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[LadyLascivious1]

And I am eternally grateful for that.

I think we all know I'm an unabashed exhibitionist. I'm WAY less likely to share behind closed doors. That feels far too intimate in most cases for me.

My wide exhibitionist streak can very much relate to that.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Then go make some new bro besties. There's lots of good ones around here.

I don’t wanna. I already have hotwords as my best male friend.

 

[Apisto42]

I don’t wanna. I already have hotwords as my best male friend.

I thought @hotwords229_A was my bestie.

Jesus fucking Christ. This is why I just chat with womens.

 

[Lord Pmann]

But... If you use your penis to whack numbers into a calculator I'll take all the help you can offer

I have a slide rule tattooed on my penis. But it only goes up to 10,000.

 

[Apisto42]

I have a slide rule tattooed on my penis. But it only goes up to 10,000.

Micrometers?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Micrometers?

Ouch.

And yes.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have a slide rule tattooed on my penis. But it only goes up to 10,000.

What integers?

 

[Lord Pmann]

What integers?

That’s a big word for a sweet little lady. Just smile and let the boys handle the adding and subtracting.

 

[JerseyJade]

What integers?

Isn't that a name of a bug?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That’s a big word for a sweet little lady. Just smile and let the boys handle the adding and subtracting.

I went back and edited my original post to link to a definition just in case you didn't know what it meant

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I hope pmann knows that thanks to this thread I've sent both boobs and beaver to girls behind the scenes

You're a saint