😈✨🍺MrTenant's Tavern and Dungeon

[Trubbycat]

Kitty, didn’t you know it isn’t safe to play with @crazychemgirl when you haven’t agreed on “the rules” ahead of time?

I signed nothing.

 

[BrendaBear]

I signed nothing.

Well, sure. But that's okay, remember I didn't sign anything that night when I was tied to the tree on the beach and you used that... um...

That was a work of fiction! It never happened. Rumors that I couldn't walk right for a week are greatly exaggerated!

 

[Trubbycat]

Well, sure. But that's okay, remember I didn't sign anything that night when I was tied to the tree on the beach and you used that... um...

That was a work of fiction! It never happened. Rumors that I couldn't walk right for a week are greatly exaggerated!

It was nine days and you needed a scooter.

 

[BrendaBear]

It was nine days and you needed a scooter.

Wait.. that's not exactly... um...

Okay, true. Totally accurate. But I was tired! It had been a long week!...
awesome response Kitty... absolute perfection!

 

[Rj_1954]

Just what we're you two Doing on the beach, wait a minute....I don’t really want to know.
Forget i asked.

 

[BrendaBear]

Just what we're you two Doing on the beach, wait a minute....I don’t really want to know.
Forget i asked.

asked... what? I have no idea of what you speak of...

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Does anyone else have random flashes when you just feel like jumping someone and making out real hot and heavy?

Or is that just me... are these... pre-menopausal urges... is that a thing o.o?

 

[Strixaluco]

Does anyone else have random flashes when you just feel like jumping someone and making out real hot and heavy?

Or is that just me... are these... pre-menopausal urges... is that a thing o.o?

Are you sure you're not suffering from some deficiency?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Are you sure you're not suffering from some deficiency?

Which deficiency makes you horny 0_0?

 

[Strixaluco]

Which deficiency makes you horny 0_0?

Not enough kissing/sex/shenanigans etc?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Not enough kissing/sex/shenanigans etc?

oh jeez i was thinking something serious, like vitamins or some -ium deficiency

am now wondering if this officially makes me a cougar, on account of the urge for random pouncing

 

[Strixaluco]

oh jeez i was thinking something serious, like vitamins or some -ium deficiency

I find sex deficiency very serious for mental health. No kidding here.

am now wondering if this officially makes me a cougar, on account of the urge for random pouncing

Depends on what you prey upon...

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I find sex deficiency very serious for mental health. No kidding here.

Agreed. I don't think I should be anywhere near people unsupervised atm

Depends on what you prey upon...

Right now, younger men apparently... but totally not my fault! They're the only ones that hit on me

 

[Strixaluco]

Right now, younger men apparently... but totally not my fault! They're the only ones that hit on me

So you most probably look younger than your age!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

So you most probably look younger than your age!

yush but not so much these days, haven't been carded in the last few years

I should wear make up more often

 

[Rj_1954]

yush but not so much these days, haven't been carded in the last few years

I should wear make up more often

You're a beautiful woman too me. And I'm occasionally supervised.

 

[Strixaluco]

yush but not so much these days, haven't been carded in the last few years

I should wear make up more often

I'm not sure I even want to look so young that i get carded!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

You're a beautiful woman too me. And I'm occasionally supervised.

Why thank you sir... I think

I'm not sure I even want to look so young that i get carded!

While it has its perks, it's not always fun such as needing another adult to vouch for you to buy drinks

 

[Rj_1954]

Why thank you sir... I think

@AngelWithAShotgun

i don't have see you, to be able to feel how beautiful you are. I am empathetic and can tell just by talking to you.
The same with @Strixaluco. She also, is a beautiful woman!

While it has its perks, it's not always fun such as needing another adult to vouch for you to buy drinks

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[BrendaBear]

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[Nightbird]

That’s an insult to women like me that like long nails painted blood red

Sorry I meant no insult..

 

[Nightbird]

Greetings and Salutations Everyone!

 

[Trubbycat]

Does anyone else have random flashes when you just feel like jumping someone and making out real hot and heavy?

Or is that just me... are these... pre-menopausal urges... is that a thing o.o?

Are you taking reservations?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Are you taking reservations?

I wish! I can barely even control it when the impulse to maul strikes