What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

No wearing Black Lipstick.

Well, yeah… Red looks better!

Especially when left on a …

Nevermind, not appropriate here…

 

[Justabaldguy70]

..and I would bet, large quantities of @ABiGuy84 ‘s money, that you look far more sexy and alluring than Tom.

Not hating on Tom, just appreciating Amanda.

I think Amanda has to prove she is pants less….

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I think Amanda has to prove she is pants less….

It never works

 

[BrendaBear]

I think Amanda has to prove she is pants less….

My friend, I am sorry if this is “news”… but Amanda could be wearing the least sexy skirt ever made, and still be legit “without pants”

 

[Treeview]

No down parkas...70*f coming on Sunday. will the lifeguards be at the beach

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing detachable appendages purchased at Wal-Mart

 

[Amanda330]

I think Amanda has to prove she is pants less….

Here's my proof honey
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[Treeview]

Nice ass!

 

[ABiGuy84]

Go-Go Gadget Skates

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing a very short Tartan Scottish Kilt in Red. (No peeking)

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing a very short Tartan Scottish Kilt in Red. (No peeking)

Surely, you must know, ladies are allowed to peek.

 

[Rj_1954]

Surely, you must know, ladies are allowed to peek.

Encouraged, yes

Not wearing anything that would, keep me warm. Any suggestions

 

[BrendaBear]

Encouraged, yes

Not wearing anything that would, keep me warm. Any suggestions

You know I am a hopeless romantic, right? You have had a woman that stood beside you (no easy task), and supported you (even more challenging) for what, 44 years now????? And you have the F-ING danglies to ask about keeping your ass warm????? Do not make me drag you out into a field (tied to the bumper on my truck) and beat you senseless with a Panda Kitchen noodle for being so clueless about how blessed you are.

Trust me, you do not want to know how much work it is to beat someone senseless with a Panda Kitchen noodle! Turns out, they aren't really designed for beating people. Especially not for beating them senseless.

Please tell me you showed this to your wife who has earned sainthood...

 

[Bambear99]

I’m not wearing anything this awesomely stylish, and I apologize for that.
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[ABiGuy84]

Post-Its

 

[PantsAndPencils]

Glasses

 

[Erodicus]

A condom. Nor a condominium.

 

[Deadbed1968]

A ball gag nor a butt plug

 

[fullservice65]

Toothpaste.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Socks

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a headlamp that could help me find a damn CLUE.

 

[masterslave00]

Pyjamas

 

[ABiGuy84]

Trench Coat

 

[Rj_1954]

You know I am a hopeless romantic, right? You have had a woman that stood beside you (no easy task), and supported you (even more challenging) for what, 44 years now????? And you have the F-ING danglies to ask about keeping your ass warm????? Do not make me drag you out into a field (tied to the bumper on my truck) and beat you senseless with a Panda Kitchen noodle for being so clueless about how blessed you are.

Trust me, you do not want to know how much work it is to beat someone senseless with a Panda Kitchen noodle! Turns out, they aren't really designed for beating people. Especially not for beating them senseless.

Please tell me you showed this to your wife who has earned sainthood...

Most times she watches what I type and gives suggestions on what to say. She's with me now and says it's 45 loooong years, (9-9-1978) she's already warmed my old ass and now I type while standing. I'm told to say I'm sorry or spend the night in the car. It's 26° F outside. She's got the keys, and at least it's in the garage; a very dark cold garage... I'm sorrry!

Not wearing a winter coat

 

[Rj_1954]

A ball gag nor a butt plug

Hi @Deadbed1968
Long time, no read

not wearing pj's