What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

I am not wearing a meat dress made of tofu covered in mayonnaise and honey with an attached hat topped by fake antlers.
 
I am not wearing a meat dress made of tofu covered in mayonnaise and honey with an attached hat topped by fake antlers.
How odd that you took that off.... 🤷‍♀️

I am not wearing a fruit rollup dress, in the favorite flavor of.... (not gonna say who...)
 
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