Sex & Shenanigans

Fuck…. I can’t fucking find it!!!


Basically a female comedian was saying why is it that men … when they are going down on a woman they have good rhythm.. they’re just going going going and you’re just getting into it and you say, “oh I’m gonna cum” and suddenly they change up the rhythm and go bonkers … lol
Oh, god, I haven't seen that, but I have lived it. From the guy's side. There is something seriously wrong in a guy's brain, and when a woman starts to moan, rather than thinking "yes, do that," we think "achievement completed, now try something completely different!" A video game sound may go off on our heads.

Learning to ignore that was the greatest lesson I ever learned. (Thank you, Rhonda!)
 
Oh, god, I haven't seen that, but I have lived it. From the guy's side. There is something seriously wrong in a guy's brain, and when a woman starts to moan, rather than thinking "yes, do that," we think "achievement completed, now try something completely different!" A video game sound may go off on our heads.

Learning to ignore that was the greatest lesson I ever learned. (Thank you, Rhonda!)
Best description ever… 🤣🤣🤣
 
I don’t think I could live without kisses or vaginal sex…but like…can’t oral be considered him kissing my little kitty and clitty, but with tongue? Also, I’ve only really just started playing with toys 7 weeks ago and am not ready to give them up yet either. So yeah, fuck that question entirely 😜
Exactly. To many bad variables. Kissing and oral are too similar. Is anilingus oral, or anal? Is a butt plug anal or toy?

Throw it out. Everything is back on the menu, boys!
 
I don’t think I could live without kisses or vaginal sex…but like…can’t oral be considered him kissing my little kitty and clitty, but with tongue? Also, I’ve only really just started playing with toys 7 weeks ago and am not ready to give them up yet either. So yeah, fuck that question entirely 😜

Also, amendment to my previous post:
I would physically fight anyone who tried to talk me into giving up any of those before I get to experience having a cock in each hole, cumming around the same time, at least once.
 
Oh, god, I haven't seen that, but I have lived it. From the guy's side. There is something seriously wrong in a guy's brain, and when a woman starts to moan, rather than thinking "yes, do that," we think "achievement completed, now try something completely different!" A video game sound may go off on our heads.

Learning to ignore that was the greatest lesson I ever learned. (Thank you, Rhonda!)
This is the absolute best description I've ever read of this phenomenon 😂😂😂
 
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