Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

girls gays and theys …. If you had to live without all but ONE of the following… for the REST of your life.. what would you choose?

oral sex
anal sex
vaginal sex
kissing
sex toys

Let's see. I am completely oral obsessive, so that is out. Sex toys and Anal? If I gave that up, I wasted money on a perfectly good vibrating butt plug, and I hate wasting money. Kissing? No, that goes with the oral obsessive. Vaginal? Never.

Fine --bye bye butt plug.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I know. Everyone pity me.



…And go down on me

Did you see that tiktok about a woman describing how men give oral?!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I know. Everyone pity me.



…And go down on me

I did mention "oral obsessive," right?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve never actually cum from oral

And yes I would miss sex but fingers weren’t on the list so I’m assuming I can still get those + groping and my partner using the sex toys on me

Oh honey.... Have you tried oral with fingers/ dildo inside?

I prefer usually toys myself generally. Partners never do it as good. Just like fingers on the clit, I can do better . But I can't lick my own or actually grow a dick and fuck myself. If only I could though...

 

[jason28053]

Did you see that tiktok about a woman describing how men give oral?!!!

No

 

[Rj_1954]

girls gays and theys …. If you had to live without all but ONE of the following… for the REST of your life.. what would you choose?

oral sex
anal sex
vaginal sex
kissing
sex toys

Tough question
Oral

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I know. Everyone pity me.



…And go down on me

Wait, is this a trick? Oh well, I'll gladly fall for it anyway

 

[jason28053]

Oh honey.... Have you tried oral with fingers/ dildo inside?

I prefer usually toys myself generally. Partners never do it as good. Just like fingers on the clit, I can do better . But I can't lick my own or actually grow a dick and fuck myself. If only I could though...

I see you @Tigobitties98

 

[LupineOne]

Oh fuck. I read the question wrong
Damnit. Why do you hate us

I was wondering

 

[UnquietDreams]

You’ve seen mine enough times… what’s your verdict?

Lovely.

 

[LupineOne]

I know. Everyone pity me.



…And go down on me

As you wish

 

[lavendersilk]

Well oral with fingers for penetration

Same.

 

[Rj_1954]

I always let my fingers do the work

 

[hotcpu]

I think I'm a watermelon as well, maybe cantelopes?

Such a good healthy meal

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did you see that tiktok about a woman describing how men give oral?!!!

I saw the reel.

No I didn’t, I’m a liar.

 

[morelikeasong]

Did you see that tiktok about a woman describing how men give oral?!!!

I don’t think so! Send link if you find it!

Wait, is this a trick? Oh well, I'll gladly fall for it anyway

No trick. Except the tricks you’ll teach me

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Damnit … I forgot. I am evil

Don’t mind me, just quoting for emphasis

 

[Rj_1954]

How do men give or get oral?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Let's see. I am completely oral obsessive, so that is out. Sex toys and Anal? If I gave that up, I wasted money on a perfectly good vibrating butt plug, and I hate wasting money. Kissing? No, that goes with the oral obsessive. Vaginal? Never.

Fine --bye bye butt plug.

I think you also read the question wrong? You’d have to live *without* all but 1 option

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think you also read the question wrong? You’d have to live *without* all but 1 option

Oh, crap. As I have pointed out, I fail reading and comprehension.

Oral. No question. Performing oral sex on a woman is my favorite thing, above reading, coffee, and breathing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t think so! Send link if you find it!


No trick. Except the tricks you’ll teach me

Fuck…. I can’t fucking find it!!!


Basically a female comedian was saying why is it that men … when they are going down on a woman they have good rhythm.. they’re just going going going and you’re just getting into it and you say, “oh I’m gonna cum” and suddenly they change up the rhythm and go bonkers … lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

It may have been posted in this thread even

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don’t think I could live without kisses or vaginal sex…but like…can’t oral be considered him kissing my little kitty and clitty, but with tongue? Also, I’ve only really just started playing with toys 7 weeks ago and am not ready to give them up yet either. So yeah, fuck that question entirely

 

[LupineOne]

I don’t think I could live without kisses or vaginal sex…but like…can’t oral be considered him kissing my little kitty and clitty, but with tongue? Also, I’ve only really just started playing with toys 7 weeks ago and am not ready to give them up yet either. So yeah, fuck that question entirely

Good answer

 

[crazychemgirl]

I fucking found it!!!!!!


https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMLnosDR/