Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

Why do you hate us?

Right? This is so hard. I’m torn between sex toys and vaginal

 

[Bbl87]

girls gays and theys …. If you had to live without all but ONE of the following… for the REST of your life.. what would you choose?

oral sex
anal sex
vaginal sex
kissing
sex toys

Vaginal sex.

I mean, for me it's a 2 way decision between that and sex toys. Oral and kissing are rare enough to be non factors, and anal is non-existent for eternity.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would pick oral … cuz then I could just use sex toys for penetration

 

[morelikeasong]

I would pick oral … cuz then I could just use sex toys for penetration

You can’t do that though because you wouldn’t have any sex toys

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I would pick oral … cuz then I could just use sex toys for penetration

But it says no sex toys!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You can’t do that though because you wouldn’t have any sex toys

Damnit … I forgot. I am evil

 

[jason28053]

I would pick oral … cuz then I could just use sex toys for penetration

Nope, sex toys were on the list!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well oral with fingers for penetration

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well oral with fingers for penetration

Or vag with fingers for the clit...?

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m going sex toys. Most reliable

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or vag with fingers for the clit...?

I mean… that’s a good option as well

 

[jason28053]

I’m going sex toys. Most reliable

Of course you are

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m going sex toys. Most reliable

And the most variety...

But wouldn't you miss touch?

I might pick oral. Nothing really beats a tongue

 

[jason28053]

And the most variety...

But wouldn't you miss touch?

I might pick oral. Nothing really beats a tongue

Rock paper scissors, tongue?

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

I’m going sex toys. Most reliable

I can’t blame you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right? This is so hard. I’m torn between sex toys and vaginal

Then I think you are doing something wrong. That just sounds painful...

 

[morelikeasong]

And the most variety...

But wouldn't you miss touch?

I might pick oral. Nothing really beats a tongue

I’ve never actually cum from oral

And yes I would miss sex but fingers weren’t on the list so I’m assuming I can still get those + groping and my partner using the sex toys on me

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve never actually cum from oral

And yes I would miss sex but fingers weren’t on the list so I’m assuming I can still get those + groping and my partner using the sex toys on me

Omg … never an oral orgasm?! You poor thing!!!!

 

[jason28053]

I’ve never actually cum from oral

And yes I would miss sex but fingers weren’t on the list so I’m assuming I can still get those + groping and my partner using the sex toys on me

Oh, there is a well thought out lucid response!

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

I’ve never actually cum from oral

And yes I would miss sex but fingers weren’t on the list so I’m assuming I can still get those + groping and my partner using the sex toys on me

I have the same problem with oral. Maybe partner issues. Maybe effort issue. Sigh.

 

[jason28053]

I’ve never actually cum from oral

And yes I would miss sex but fingers weren’t on the list so I’m assuming I can still get those + groping and my partner using the sex toys on me

Also, you need an oral orgasm babe

 

[morelikeasong]

Omg … never an oral orgasm?! You poor thing!!!!

I know. Everyone pity me.



…And go down on me

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

I know. Everyone pity me.



…And go down on me

Can we take turns trying?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I know. Everyone pity me.



…And go down on me

I mean, anytime …

 

[jason28053]

I know. Everyone pity me.



…And go down on me

I’ll do it