Variations on a theme

How about "on your back, up against the wall"? No, not as delightful at all...

I dug these out of the closet just for you folks, and I am suddenly reminded of why I don't wear these things anymore.
Not comfortable! Gimme my minion-slippers back please 😭

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Those are gorgeous! I bought my first pair of heels at 10 years old, and never looked back. Even my runners have a bit of a wedge
 
I wasn’t going to go for the low hanging fruit here… but the porn on the screen is a bit much. Please keep your extremist kinks behind a link?


Oh god. These are…

I really like you, but these are a lot. 😂

I knew someone would catch it.



You’re defeating the purpose of Birks with those manicured toes and generally washed feet. Go have a walkabout in an arts market sans shoes and then come back… you’ll be ready for those Birks.
 
You’re defeating the purpose of Birks with those manicured toes and generally washed feet. Go have a walkabout in an arts market sans shoes and then come back… you’ll be ready for those Birks.
I was this close to just uploading a pic of my feet after gardening but thought better of it. There's only so much I'll do for internet-points 😅

Those are gorgeous! I bought my first pair of heels at 10 years old, and never looked back. Even my runners have a bit of a wedge
I'm sorry you what? You run in wedges? Like, boxing shoe wedges? That can't possibly be good for your tendons :eek: And thanks, maybe they were gorgeous once, but now they are garbage! Back in the closet they went!
 
I was this close to just uploading a pic of my feet after gardening but thought better of it. There's only so much I'll do for internet-points 😅


I'm sorry you what? You run in wedges? Like, boxing shoe wedges? That can't possibly be good for your tendons :eek: And thanks, maybe they were gorgeous once, but now they are garbage! Back in the closet they went!
My runners are meant for running, so have a bit of Wedge, so that was a touch of hyperbole. However, on the rare occassion that I casual shies it's a Sorel or Sorel-like wedge
 
Also old school black Levis are pretty much go to pants/jeans and I say this with sincerity fuck anything with stretch elastic. That shit is for pussies.
 
Also old school black Levis are pretty much go to pants/jeans and I say this with sincerity fuck anything with stretch elastic. That shit is for pussies.
I'll happily take on all the awesome stretchy clothing that you can't handle, please and thank you.

I think you might be irrationally angry at a piece of fabric. And no amount of shit is for pussies - UTI's galore...
 
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