Sex & Shenanigans

What’s meta?
Having an Instagram account would insinuate you had a life worth broadcasting.
It’s the tax dodging parent company of Facebook and Instagram (amongst a buncha other bullshit)

Nah. I ain’t never posted anything on it, just stalk brands. But again, do not recommend.
 
My ex had the same issue. When we were dating, I got a call at 3 AM to come kill a spider. I had no car, so that would require taking a taxi. At 3 AM.

I did.

That is absolutely the best part.
You kill spiders AND love Queen?! I don’t even know you, but I think I like you

That’s the perfect grilled cheese
Ugh…you missed THREE of my major food icks in one sammich. I’m not even sure you’re my culinary soulmate anymore 😢

Oh I don’t do the Instagram
I had an account once upon a time, posted on it like 3x in a few years, then deleted it once it was acquired by Facebook

Probably wise. Fuck meta. I just do it for the swearing children. And nerd shit that I used to use Twitter for.
Fuck them entirely!

I MUST bed. Do not behave shenanigang
Nevarrrrr!
 
You and @PlanetaryNebula both sent me a twat shot in your opening message. Love at first sight 💕
I had to wonder for a moment, when I saw this further down the thread, whether this was meant literally or not!

I never think of "twat" as an anatomical word. Has it been revived in that sense because it rhymes with "shot" in American, to parallel the assurance of "dick pic"? In English, "twat" rhymes with "asshat" and predominantly means the same thing; I'd never think of it of using it for the glorious reality that is the subject of such photos you were discussing.
 
Afternoon Shenanigans! My late morning was all about my friend singing the most nasal version of Everybody (Backstreet Boys) while folding her laundry while I danced to her singing. Both of us dressed in oversized sweats and in our joggers while it rains outside her house.
 
Same. Give me the really cold and dry, or give me early summer. I hate the cold/wet weather
Exactly. I'd rather have true winter weather continue until late March, and then a fast and furious spring, all snow gone in 3 weeks or so.

It's not like the trees are getting leaves any earlier just because the snow started to melt in February already.
 
Exactly. I'd rather have true winter weather continue until late March, and then a fast and furious spring, all snow gone in 3 weeks or so.

It's not like the trees are getting leaves any earlier just because the snow started to melt in February already.
True. I do love it when spring takes its time though…I love when it’s warm and I can just sit outside watching everything bloom and work outside without sweating bullets
 
True. I do love it when spring takes its time though…I love when it’s warm and I can just sit outside watching everything bloom and work outside without sweating bullets
Well that's one. If it just isn't too dusty - all the streets and roads tend to be. So I'm not expecting to feel well until they get all that sand from the streets cleaned away. About mid-May, that is.
 
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